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JENSENing

The active evacuation of stomach contents in the porcelain room following the act of THE PARTY.
I was at my friend Jan's house, when I had to go JENSENing.
by Dante's Divine June 30, 2024
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Jensen, jenUsen, jenseN
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
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Smitty werben man jensen

He was #1!
It's Smitty werben man jensen he was #1!
by paperboy80 April 10, 2023
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Jensen Ackles

I want Jensen Ackles to punch me in the face and run me over with his impala
by lolgoaway September 19, 2023
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jensen noone

Possibly the biggest fraud in existence, a winger who can’t pass, when plays up top can’t shoot. Worst manager in history with the artistic ability of a disabled kid. Blames players around him 24/7, time to retire?
Wow you’re such ajensen noone” (fraud)
by Euan Haines April 22, 2024
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Jensen

Jensens are the most sexy canadian men youve ever witnessed with your own eyes. When you see a jensen in the wild, your eyes will burn off from the intense light that jensens give off. Jensens are usually paired with maggies, but this is not always the case
Person: oh hey is that jensen- OH SHIT I CANT SEE, IT BURNS. IT BUUUURRRRNNNSSS
by Ilovebrohan2212 February 26, 2024
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Jensen

The undying and unforgettable urge to eat a shit directly from your grandmothers ass.
Guy 1: i want to jensen
Guy 2: are you okay?
by Ilovebrohan2212 February 26, 2024
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