Burt Gummer

A survivalist and expert graboid hunter.

Burt Gummer is a man who has been called many things, but he is truly a survivalist.

by Midwestern idiot July 26, 2024

burt

Butt Hurt

Why you being all burt!?

by Adriesel February 10, 2019

Burt's Cheese

When you're beezing and you get that mad facial you get that burt's cheese

Jeremih: Yo did you hear Eli hooked up with that pooptart last night?
Nick: Yeah, I heard he gave her that burt's cheese

by OG Cheesebone January 7, 2019

Burt

Needing to Fart and Burp at the same time

Flip me Robert, i really need a burt

by Banter (replace a with u) July 18, 2019

sissy burt

Someone who destroys bagels, vanquishes pizza and annihilates tea whilst taking part in activities such as dancing

Oh look, there's that sissy burt dancing tobey maguire style whilst eating a bagel!

by Shaun_the_sheep November 25, 2021

burts bees baddie

a religion that focuses on worshipping burt. people who belong to this religion are called “burt baddies”

person one: im a burt baddie! i belong to the burts bees baddies!!!
person two: omg same!!!! im clinically insane!!!

by jay (dionascatears) March 3, 2022

clem burt

A man that is obsessed with food, particularly burgers, but suffers from siezures related to loud noises.

He also wears at least 10 shirts at any given time.

Clem Burt: "I WANT A BURGER!"

Larry: "Don't scream too loud, Clem Burt has siezures."

by Pharoah's Curse January 13, 2024