Jim, the office manager, was a total "ass wipe". You could always count on him to do whatever it took to may you look bad and him look good.
by fraterg May 12, 2003
When the word Douche just isn't enough to insult someone, one may attatch the suffix-word, wipe. This adds a more douche-esque and profound element to the insult itself. This may confuse the person you insult, but it would be a douchey thing to do to explain this whole thing to them afterwards
by jerry the suicidal freak August 11, 2006
by Gary Ledsham August 11, 2003
The nasty residue left after wiping the vagina. Could be urine, discharge, menstral blood or semen.
Used to define someone you don't like very much.
Used to define someone you don't like very much.
He's a proper cunt wipe!
by Oliver Cuntwell May 19, 2006
by Boober McCrackin January 23, 2009
baby-wipes-- used after sex with someone who is not your boy/girlfriend for the purpose of not getting caught.
After we screwed, I brushed my teeth twice, washed my hair twice and took a shower twice but stilled smelled like sex. Good thing I had some cheater wipes to get rid of any obvious evidence that could be used against me.
by monica v May 07, 2010
by Angela Roche April 29, 2007