Steamy pants

When someone's pants are said to be steaming, either through having shit themselves or through being phenominally attractive.

I'd love to get into her steamy pants

or

He should go change his steamy pants

by CapitateEdd January 19, 2012

Steamy thigh

That super squishy delicious part of the thigh where the heat comes from

Pocket ninjas have the steamy thighs

by Things and stuff February 23, 2020

steamy muffin

The act of shitting in one's hand then inserting the feces into your partner's butt while screaming "Steamy Muffin!"

Hey Jane have you had any steamy muffins lately?

by Manslut5000 October 06, 2013

steamy blizzard

A male receiving a blowjob while shitting then ejaculates all over the face of the person giving head.

I gave my girlfriend a steamy blizzard last night and her face looked like a ski slope that smelled shitty!

by Hambone1228 July 26, 2017

Steamy Beany

When you have intense gay sex with a Latino man in a maid outfit inside a sauna

DUUUUDE!!! I DID A STEAMY BEANY LAST NIGHT

by Steamy Beany March 03, 2023

Steamy Pumpkin

Shitting on someones face, then painting them like a jack-o-lantern, this works even better if they happen to be a ginger.

Man, i tried a steamy pumpkin last night.....im ashamed......

by Titsgizzle December 08, 2010

Steamy Creamy

The act off taking an explosive pudding poop then having the steam slowly rise up out of the bowl.

I ate way too much Taco Bell today, I'm definitely going to have to take a steamy creamy shortly

by CPD2011 April 20, 2011