The act of fucking a girl doggy-style bent over a toilet with her legs tied together. As you cum you dunk her head into the dirty toilet water.
by vonorimjob December 13, 2008
A smudgy mermaid is a female version of the comical practical joke of tea bagging.
A fudgy smudgy mermaid is where the woman in question has wiped ass to V then performed said act.
A fudgy smudgy mermaid is where the woman in question has wiped ass to V then performed said act.
by Chuck_beaver February 11, 2011
The feminine rebuttal to being the victim of a Superman by their male partner.
The act of Little Mermaiding is completed when the female masturbates and squirts on her sleeping partners face.
This usually results in the victim waking from a dead sleep in a panic thinking they are drowning.
The act of Little Mermaiding is completed when the female masturbates and squirts on her sleeping partners face.
This usually results in the victim waking from a dead sleep in a panic thinking they are drowning.
Last night my husband gave me a Superman. I was so mad at him that tonight I soaked him with the Little Mermaid.
by HerPetKha December 19, 2013
A nautical term used in sailing, describing a forceful or unintentional jibe. When fucking a mermaid, the boom slams across the deck. The term can also be used to describe a sloppy tack.
by Pirate One June 01, 2009
A special request fetish, whereby the woman wears a horse's head.
Made notorious by the numerous demented scumbags of Limerick city and Irish music pair 'The Rubberbandits'.
Made notorious by the numerous demented scumbags of Limerick city and Irish music pair 'The Rubberbandits'.
I'm feeling kinky tonight Sínead. How's about a Limerick Mermaid? Put this on. (whilst handing her a horse head mask)
by daPillock December 09, 2010
One who swims in ditches and/or lives in ditches.
Ditch mermaids are normally found in ditches the have recently been filled with rain water.
Ditch mermaids are normally found in ditches the have recently been filled with rain water.
by Hannah Marie. June 20, 2007
when your girl's ankles are tied and you're fuckin her from behind while she's laying down on her stomach
Nikki was squirming around too much, so I tied her ankles together, flipped her over and gave her a mermaid fuck.
by PrincessCupcakes April 17, 2016