gram fam

your Instagram family. (I.e. followers, friends etc.)

"send that to the gram fam."

by T.dingle March 01, 2018

gram slam

picking up your next sexual partner off of instagram; not limited to DM

Damn lexy is fine as hell.

Yeah she is, hit her with a DM last week, now she's my new gram slam.

by The Schwerper May 05, 2017

1008 grams

1008 grams = 1 kilo.

Most commonly used in the underground drug trade, specifically for Heroin , Cocaine, anything that ships in a "brick" .

1 kilo of cocaine contains 1008 grams.

by 9904 May 07, 2016

Titty-gram

a). Sending a message to a loved one by way of a scanner.
b). A unit of weight used to measure breasts in grams.
c). Billy Graham's nick-name for his wife.

Please see Dick-gram.

a). My fucking ex-boyfriend posted my titty-gram all over the net.
b). Sadly enough, my girlfriend offered only 5 titty-grams to the party.
Doctor! 10 Titty-grams-stat!
c). You must have seven titty-grams to get into heaven.

by Fallonn January 06, 2005

gram crackers

A term given to Caucasian pseudo-gangsters that always keep a single gram of marijuana in possession to convince others they're "stoners".

Hey man, did you see Tymon and his buddies waving that dime bag around? What a bunch of gram crackers.

by Mazzey June 22, 2011

gram crackering

Instagraming for a lengthy amount of of time

Quit gram crackering fag

by Suck My Ass Queer November 23, 2014

gram cracker

Nichole is a gram crack!

if were crackers then u must be a ... gram cracker!

by girl gone wild February 27, 2004