black fuzzy

(noun) black fuzz or black fuzzies (plural)
1. Those little balls of fuzz that come out of black socks

2. A black cop

Jack: So then what happened, how'd you get away from the black fuzzy?

Pat: I threw some black fuzzies from my socks into his face then ran.

Jack: NIIIIIIIICCCCCEEE!!!!

by CSP1213 May 27, 2011

fuzzy tumbler

A fuzzy tumbler is where you take a "dump" in someones running dryer and hope all the fuzz/hair from the clothes makes it on to the shit.

"Dude that girl was i total bitch so i gave her a fuzzy tumbler"

by wheaty f May 4, 2009

fuzzy zamboni

When you put an ice cube in a woman's vagina and rub your dick on her clit and she has a full bush

I almost froze my nuts off when I overstroked giving her a fuzzy zamboni.

by sicko_bob March 12, 2015

Fuzzy folk

A slang term referring to a group of individuals and drawings known as furries.

I accidentally hit one of them fuzzy folk with my truck the other day, there sure are a lot of em around these parts now recently.

by SedyIsReady October 20, 2018

fuzzy dog

"Fuzzy dog" describes a situation in which the proper solution or conclusion is not easily seen or accomplished; an alternative to "sticky situation".

Andy: what did we go over in class today?
Rebecca: The problem of induction.

Andy: Man, that's a fuzzy dog.

by Klaster July 10, 2019

fuzzy blanket

During a blowjob, the performer sucks the foreskin back over his or her tongue. As if to blanket the the tongue with the foreskin.

Last night Meagan Gave me a hella good fuzzy blanket. Shakkas brah.

by Ryguyandthepussykat December 2, 2017

Fuzzy Foo

The little balls made up of dried toliet paper and feckle matter clumped together that hang from the hairs on someone's butt crack.

I was bored last night so I spent about an hour picking the fuzzy foo off of my butt crack.

by 106np July 19, 2016