Derping

To cough and be scared at the same time. Typically used in situations involving lasers, french accents, and a lot of bore ragnarok.

Kevin: “Is derping still a word or is my inner boomer showing?”

Kevin was derping earlier.

by ARC Trooper 5555 December 8, 2020

Derping

When your scared and coughing and the same time.

“Is it just me or is this man derping?”

by Holmes’sProtege December 3, 2020

Derping

When you're scared and coughing

Kevin was derping through his experience with lasers in a game

by thederpmister December 3, 2020

Derping

Scared and coughing at the same time.

Kevin just derping in his video.

by Atka The HUN December 3, 2020

Derpes

A sexually transmitted disease passed from retard to retard.

Dude, I think Marianna has Derpes. She did it with Manuel last night and he's a retard!

by bhumanjib8uh34 May 14, 2010

Derp

a totally ridiculous person who abbreviates all their words and says that they have a ghat. popular sayings are nahnahnahnah and wanna die? Derps tend to live in basking ridge. subjects often say wheres ma ghat? they will also ask for qual rides to chip after prac whichs translates to quality ride to chipotle after practice. a list of common abbreviations are garb = garbage, ridic= ridiculous, imposs= impossible, ment= mental

Ridge Hockey Team, Derp Dan

by nyjets28 January 20, 2011

Derp

10. Something obvious.

Person #1: What?

Person #2: I love you, that's what. Derp! :P

by Inaia December 19, 2010