Freind 1 : Lets Be Like Conrad Pritzlaff Tonight Baby
Freind 2 : Whats That Mean?
Freind 1 : For Us To Be Gay and Have Sex Together
Freind 2 : Whats That Mean?
Freind 1 : For Us To Be Gay and Have Sex Together
by Wandasticker February 7, 2022
Get the Conrad Pritzlaffmug. by Conrad Nguyen October 3, 2019
Get the Conrad Nguyenmug. by 8th GRADE GURLS!~* September 6, 2003
Get the reece conradmug. Man with a huge penis
by b word 123233242123 November 22, 2021
Get the Conradmug. Conrad is a funny and mysterious person that is a shy extrovert but once you get to know him, he can be a great guy to hang out with. Conrad also LOVES to eat just about anything he can get his hands on and he has a very high energetic level that surpasses a lot of people. Conrad typically has green/hazel eyes and he tends to laugh at every joke but he can take things the wrong way sometimes.
by Bluepypy August 6, 2021
Get the Conradmug. He’s a fat ugly cow who gets raped and railed by huge hordes of big black men like it’s plants vs zombies 2 dark ages, and whenever he sees a big perky black male he will latch onto their penis like a baby cow suckling on its mothers teet for sustenance, once finished with that, he has a tendency to wonder into his natural habitat (recycling plant) and once he’s in there he will find the most electric generating car battery possible and connect said battery to his huge Peperoni nipples and then turn it on and light himself up like it’s the 4th of July in 1989.
Another fun fact about this raging homosexual is that he has been known to conspire with sexual predators like Nathan fellows and adolf Hitler in his prime. The little goblin child is also an informant for the schools gestapo agency where he reports any none nazi behavior straight to his big perky sugar daddy mr khan.
The little creature who resembles the rake from popular creepy pastas is about 4,3 in height but also 4,3 in width because he does not stop eating huge amounts of big black penis. This diet is required to keep his natural physique of “huge ball of dough so he can Roll around like a fucking boulder”
Another fun fact about this raging homosexual is that he has been known to conspire with sexual predators like Nathan fellows and adolf Hitler in his prime. The little goblin child is also an informant for the schools gestapo agency where he reports any none nazi behavior straight to his big perky sugar daddy mr khan.
The little creature who resembles the rake from popular creepy pastas is about 4,3 in height but also 4,3 in width because he does not stop eating huge amounts of big black penis. This diet is required to keep his natural physique of “huge ball of dough so he can Roll around like a fucking boulder”
“Oh it’s Conrad over there, I hope he doesn’t connect his and my nipples to a Tesla model X car battery and shock me so hard I get sent back to day 1 of the Bronze Age because I wouldn’t really appreciate that in all fairness.
by Conrad hater September 28, 2023
Get the Conradmug. by The child slayer April 29, 2022
Get the conradmug.