When Burt gets you sloppy drunk and tell you to suck his d!ćk a make sounds like a dog does while drinking water : Dirty Burt : shlop shop shop shop shlop
by Skeebo1965 May 29, 2022
Jeremih: Yo did you hear Eli hooked up with that pooptart last night?
Nick: Yeah, I heard he gave her that burt's cheese
Nick: Yeah, I heard he gave her that burt's cheese
by OG Cheesebone January 08, 2019
a religion that focuses on worshipping burt. people who belong to this religion are called “burt baddies”
person one: im a burt baddie! i belong to the burts bees baddies!!!
person two: omg same!!!! im clinically insane!!!
person two: omg same!!!! im clinically insane!!!
by jay (dionascatears) March 03, 2022
by burger burt March 13, 2017
by Horracewallace December 19, 2024
A man that is obsessed with food, particularly burgers, but suffers from siezures related to loud noises.
He also wears at least 10 shirts at any given time.
He also wears at least 10 shirts at any given time.
by Pharoah's Curse January 13, 2024
A burt is a little weak man who thinks hes ten men but really hes a soft little weasel. Ie - Mike smith
Some little burt called mike smith rang me up wanting me come with him while he has a fight. so i went with him and ended up slapping him for being a soft weasel burt.
Mike go get me a drink ya burt.
Mike go get me a drink ya burt.
by Pem shredder November 26, 2019