zareck

He is the captain of the grease helmets. He has nice green eyes, brown hair, and a good sense of humor. He hates to play stupid games and is good at biking. He also hates scooter kids and if they piss him off he will run them over with his bmx bike.

Example 1:
"Have you seen zareck?"
"Yes he is the captain of grease helmets"

Example 2:
"Did you see what zareck did to that scooter kid?"
"Yeah, he ran them over with his bike"

by no name 101010101 May 22, 2015

zarek

gets absolutely 0 play

That man looks like a zarek

by Ree v2 June 6, 2022

Lauda-zard

Lauda-zard or laudazard refers to a person that has a very hazardous lauda (penis). Having sex with this person will give you STDs.

Don't have sex with him he is such a lauda-zard.

by pikapika12 November 13, 2019

zardy

A sexy tortoise that has a lot of friends and is loved by everyone he or she encounters

Everyone loves that little reptile, it must be a Zardy.

by lncalpzp March 26, 2009

Zayed

Not very smart, always needs help

are u zayed or u just born like that

by SWIFTY_FLOW September 17, 2003

zarek

This term was first introduced in the 1970's as pants got tighter and tighter. The term "zarek" defines the outline of a man's package in said tight pants. "Zarek" is synonomous with male camel toe.

Woman 1: Wow, check out the zarek on that guy over there!

Woman 2: I noticed it earlier. I bet he's chafing like hell in those pants.

by Dr. Squid Beak April 1, 2005

zaked

gett'n really fucked up by weed/dope/pot/marijuana/endo/mary.jane/refer/chronic/thai.sticks/

-yo......wanna get fuk'n zaked after school today
-fuk'n right.....bring up the BT
-whoa....BT...BitonTi....because Bitonti has tons of BT's on it and it has a BT in it

by mark palmer March 16, 2004