Zander

Zander is a bander
Zander the bander will bang you to sleep
by RYANTHEMAN69 April 18, 2023
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A little 4'11 gay brown boy with a penis shaped like a grain of jasmine rice. He is a teachers pet and he still gets 50s in school. Zander is like a bitch magnet, except hes pointed the wrong way.
Somebody gay: "Zander looks pretty cute today"
Somebody straight: "You need to be put down"
by Zander Lover January 16, 2023
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WE SHALL ALL HAIL THE ONE AND ONLY ZANDER
by Cereeper2 April 07, 2022
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A creature of mass pain and destruction often found with children captured in dog cages. Capable of running Mach 7
Bro look out there that Zander’s coming
by Zander’s slave October 28, 2019
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A poo slut who piss on his mum while smoking 🚬
Zander will date a clair
by Jaylen Kirchner February 26, 2022
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zander is a jerk don't say bad words when he is around he would probely snitch and do the naruto run. he is also a fat midget that don't have a hairline and can't spell R.
friend: do alt shift f4.
zander: teacherrrrrrrr
by youngpotato December 09, 2019
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zander is the best person you will ever meet. he is fun,cool,nice and more. i love that he is my bestfriend and always will be. i hope to spend many more year with him. he makes me feel safe when a laugh. if u start a fight with him or his friends he will fight back. but he is also a angle <3
ainsley: omg is that my crush zander ?
me: yess go ask him out!!
ainsley: ok i will go do to
by thatonegirlryleigh February 08, 2022
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