zak and max

they blow each other that’s it.

person one: did you see those guys blowing each other

person two: must be zak and max

by blobfishalberto July 17, 2019

zak crickmore

zak crickmore has a crush on an orange called holly smith then plays at park with a eric man ting

zak crickmore

by zak crickmore May 22, 2019

Zak Fish

A zak Fish is someone who is secretly gay.

Man Bob is a real Zak Fish

by BobJoe the Monkey Hoe February 26, 2010

Zak Harrison

most amazing boy in the world. he listens to everything i say. he is sweet and caring and loving. he makes me laugh on a daily basis and never fails to make me smile. zak harrison is so loveable. he only says things if he means it.
i love you,
j.m.b

Zak Harrison is amazing

by j.m.b4z.j.h June 17, 2011

Zak/Zakariya

National punch Zak/Zakariya day. (29th May)

Zak/Zakariya- 29th May National punch Zak day.

by National punch May 29, 2021

zak attack

(n.) The instance of a brutal raping; unwanted sexual advances
(v.) to rape; to sodomize; forcing oneself in a sexual manner on another (goes well with roofies)

While Craig was passed out on the futon, Chris thought it would be fun to zak attack him with a 10 inch dildo to wake him up.

by dankmidsarereal April 21, 2011

zak whack

Bone City, Utah.
(n.) above average sex that one would boast about; awesome bang-sesh; hanky panky; boner-jam, sexy time
(v.) to fuck, bang, poke, 'do', bone, seal the deal, sex

We thought he was up in his room for a while, but what we didn't know was that he got zak whacked by a big booty woman.

by dankmidsarereal April 21, 2011