Maria said, "Every time I get drunk and a boy says close your eyes and open your mouth, I get a big fat cock in the mouth!"
by Buck Wild Nuts June 4, 2016
Get the close your eyes and open your mouthmug. Of course I respect you and will love you in the morning. So come on, honest baby, I won't come in your mouth.
by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016
Get the Honest baby, I won't come in your mouthmug. (N.B: when i was in elementary school this is the type of punishment our teachers threatened us with if we didn't stop swearing)
mother : Daniel, I will soon resort to having to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice; you have a vocabulary problem
son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.
mother : Daniel, I will soon resort to having to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice; you have a vocabulary problem
son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.
by Sexydimma February 3, 2015
Get the to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juicemug. "Your mouth is writing checks your ass can't cash," is something TV Dr. Phil McGraw's father said to him as a boy when he would voice wild plans or notions. It means that talk is cheap relative to performance, or that promising something and delivering on it are two different things. A phrase similar in meaning is "Money talks, bullshit walks."
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"I'm going to get a job selling fuzzy dice door-to-door. I'll be rich!"
"Boy, your mouth is writing checks your ass can't cash."
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"Boy, your mouth is writing checks your ass can't cash."
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by al-in-chgo March 13, 2010
Get the Your mouth is writing checks your ass can't cashmug. An epic burn. Practice so it will roll right off the tongue and and use when people are drinking so that there will be maximum nasal spewage for effect.
by purplebrownday July 6, 2011
Get the Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?mug. by That Hippie Guy November 15, 2010
Get the SHUT YOUR DUKEY MOUTHmug. by SIUeeeeeee June 30, 2009
Get the shut your goat mouthmug.