Yeti Legs

When your leg hair becomes so long, you start to look like a Sasquatch. Like Cactus Legs, but with longer hair.

Damn! That girl needs a Lady Bic, she has some major Yeti Legs going on.

by FlyGrl February 5, 2010

Riding the Yeti

To have intimate relations with a woman with an unshaven or unkempt genitalia.

I hooked up with this hottie at the club last night, but instead of a landing strip, I ended up riding the yeti.

by MichaelVario February 21, 2013

Wastewater Yeti

An oversized unintelligent Olive Garden server who is employed as an operator trainee, displaying unfounded confidence and lacking the basic understanding of responsibility. The Wastewater Yeti refuses to accept her status as an entry level employee.

1. Did you hear the Wastewater Yeti? She’s about as sharp as a marble!

2. I wish the Wastewater Yeti started understanding she’s not the boss.

3. Quiet, I hear the Wastewater Yeti approaching!

5. Have you seen the Wastewater Yeti? I think she got slapped by Bigfoot’s dick!

by ambrosia23412 August 24, 2018

Yeti pubes

The Yeti were a species of humanoid ape-like beings that lived in the Himalayan Mountain region of Tibet. The Yeti are also popularly known by the name Abominable Snowmen. Many can visualize what the Abominable Snowmen looked like by recalling the character from the classic Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer children's Christmas program. To picture Yeti pubes, imagine a guy with the same type of white, furry, unkempt hair in his pub region as the Abominable Snowman had all over his entire body. Stormy Daniels made this description famous in 2018 while describing the genital region of the fake illegitimate president Donald J. Trump, which she saw during their adulterous affair.

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart."

by Bakunin Lives September 19, 2018

Yeti-Yanker

Stimulator of the Abdominal Snowman - in other words, you masturbate imaginary monsters.

God Damn yeti-yankers are pissin me off

by Jester December 24, 2002

Hunting the Yeti

To beat off.

What are you doing in there, Jesse? Hunting the Yeti?

by JJJJJJJJ8 January 16, 2010

Yeti infection

A yeti infection is a sexually transmitted disease that can only be spread in a very cold climate. It is most common in the northeastern United States. Symptoms included a rash, yellow pus, and other uncomfortable issues

Ever since Julia went night skiing she has had a terrible yeti infection.

by Trains to truth February 21, 2013