ya mums a doorknob

Meaning your mum is a slag

"ya mums a doorknob, everyone's had a turn"

by Gimme cancer December 18, 2017

Ya mums ass

Alright kids dack your mother and lick the little brown flower in between her bottom cheeks then put your hand up the hole up the front
Good luck
do not try this in public

Little timmy saw his mum in the nude with a coffee jar stuck up her cunt and she bent down screaming and he licked her little brown flower in her ass (ya mums ass), She slapped him with her penis,
he he he he

by Obey January 6, 2008

ya mumdy

Meaning also dummy.

A term used when someone does/says something stupid.

" I just cooked a egg in the microwave and it exploded."

"YA MUMDY"

by Howard Ino February 14, 2005

Ya Mumathon

A group of people who constantly bag each others mums. As if they have nothing better to do.

Guy 1: ya mamas so fat, that went she went to the airport she got arrested for carrying 100 pounds of crack

Guy 2: ya mumas so fat she had to get baptised at sea world

Guy 3: ya mumas so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone

Guy 1: Wow. This a a real ya mumathon

Guy 1&2: Yeah

by The one and only Azzaval87. March 5, 2009

ya mums a hoe

reality

ya mums a hoe get over it

by sweiufbwol August 5, 2018

yamum

yamum is slang word for "your mother" or "your mum".

"u know who else loves it?? -- Yamum!"

by CoRzA April 5, 2005

yamum

the REAL spelling of the words YOUR MOTHER!

Steven: "Your mum's your uncle!!"

Glean: "YAMUM!"

by Yamum March 14, 2004