Wonky Wheezy

Describing something that is malfunctioning or out of order, characterised by irregularities and instability, akin to an old, creaky device with a wobbly mechanism.

The tables were arranged in a wonky wheezy fashion, creating a chaotic and unstable setup that disrupted the entire room's layout.

by July 09, 2024

wonky wobbly

The term used to describe the feeling when you're under the influence of ketamine.

Friend 1: Bro, do you wanna get wonky wobbly later?

Friend 2: Yeh let's get some k

by js6300890 August 22, 2019

Wonky girl

A wonky girl is typically a small town person that gallops around grocery stores and is quite quirky

Look at that wonky girl embarrass her boyfriend at target as she gallops

by AnthonyDFlores December 04, 2020

Wonky schlonky

Wonky schlonky is a act of kindness after being put in a complicated situation

This guy fucked my ass without my permission so i gave him a Wonky schlonky

by AnalThief May 08, 2021

Wonky Chopping

A word for extreme or first degree gurning.

Brendan: Ian I think these garies are too strong, I'm gurning a lot.

Ian: glad you're having fun, I'm not as bad as you I hope!

Nicola: I. Hope you aren't planning on wonky chopping all day!

By Nicola

by WordallySmart June 15, 2019

Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch

Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.

Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.

by Witch man August 29, 2022

Tonky Wonky

A particularly muscular homosexual man

watch out for that tonky wonky, he's a big boy and he likes the look of you...

by Tonky Wonky Prey January 19, 2011