sorry, i won't do it again

Something that depending on the person is either a fortunate truth or a spiralling lie.

Guy 1: bro don't do that
Guy 2: sorry, i won't do it again
3 hours later
Guy 1: bruh you said you wouldn't
Guy 2: sorry sorry i didn't mean it i won't repeat this
2 minutes later
Guy 1: i give up

by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 March 21, 2021

Urban dictionary won't show my cringe definitions

I want to see them god-damn you!!

Butthurt:
"urban dictionary won't show my cringe definitions" "i could've becoming internet famous!!!"

by comrade susi wolf December 18, 2021

I won't let it happen Jordan

You are the reason Chris Benoit killed his whole family. This is EXACTLY why that happened. Not directly.... Well... MAYBE directly but, at the very least, peripherally.

Hym "I won't let it happen Jordan. As soon as I break what delusion these idiots suffer from it'll turn and when it does there will no one to defend you. As soon as these idiots realize that defending you is consenting to this and is soon as this realize that the Self-Immolation doesn't work... They'll turn to me... And that's when the corpses will start to pile up. The families will call for your head. I'll make sure they get your daughter because she's complicit too. So, no. A new condition has been added. If he (Jordan Peterson) isn't in a cage or dead, I don't care what you give me. Your kids will die. The moment has passed. Him and his daughter. Save your kids folks. Don't let them die so a charlatan can play aristocrat."

by Hym Iam May 3, 2024

Won't bitch

The type of bitch thats won't do shit for you. She won't do the dishes, she won't suck your dick, she won't cook for you, she won't even serve you a plate. But what she will do is smoke up all your shit & wait around to get fucked. She won't go home until she does.

"Nobody gives a fuck about that Won't bitch, she's useless."

by Tinajane July 5, 2024

The unholy shmuley won't let me speak

You say "the unholy shmuley won't let me speak" When someone keeps on interrupting you or when you are debating with someone and you want to trivialize him and his arguments

- say it, say it, say it, say hamas are terroristes
- the unholy shmuley won't let me speak

by Yang007 December 8, 2023

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 28, 2025

Lily (surname I won't say)

Basically god.

How do I get into heaven?
Ask lily (surname I won't say).

by Enlightened one2.0 December 27, 2021