windows 

Aaaargh...... It chrashes every five minutes or so!!!!!!!!

windows by peacelovinhippy May 22, 2003

windows 

A fast and very stable operating system for the PC. Compatible with a wide range of hardware devices, and is very easy to use and learn. Updated once in a couple years unlike Linux, which is updated every three weeks because it's so full of bugs that it shouldn't even have been released to the public until 2017.

I still use Windows 98 to this day, and the only time it acted up was when I deleted some system files. It's not surprising that most of the people who badmouth Windows are actually running Windows on their computers.

windows by AYB April 4, 2003

Windows 

An operating system that is produced by Microsoft. It is widely hated by people who think it is cool to use Linux, when they are in fact just pathetic losers with no life looking for attention. In fact, many of these individuals run Lindows, a version of Linux which makes use of several Windows features.

Good job, morons.

Linux User: I hate Windows, because it is the cool thing to do.

Windows by Necrological January 12, 2006

Windows 

The worst operating system in the world, that steals most of it's ideas from Mac OS X. Windows does not work, crashes, freezes, and just plain sucks dick.

Jay: Hey I bought Windows Vista today.
Matt: HAHAHA, Funniest joke I've heard all week!

Windows by Drake Shipway December 24, 2008

windows 

A graphical user interface using the mouse as well as keyboard for common user tasks.

X-Windows, which is compatible with Macintosh, BSD, Linux, Solaris, and other Operating Systems.
Also, Microsoft Windows, which is not compatable with anything, not even other versions of itself.

windows by changa February 22, 2005

windows 

The prototype for the Doomsday operating system called Microsoft Skynet(tm), which became self-aware six weeks after it was released.

The movie Terminator is just a warning to all those who use Windows as their operating system.

windows by John Connor August 17, 2003

Windows 

1) Those things on your wall that you can open an see through.

2) The worst operating system ON EARTH.

1) WHOA! Look through the window!

2) Windows = windblows = windSUCK

Windows by osxdude November 2, 2007