Window witch

Woman at doctor's office who slides the glass window closed and doesn't have the doctor call you back.

The window witch said I did not have an appointment

by Krissy October 30, 2015

Magic Window

When one is getting his female partner, from behind, start to slow down, and have one of your buddies sneak in the room and take over (this must be done whith out the girl knowing the switch). You sneak out of the room and walk outside to the window closet to where you were banging her, get her attention, and then she will relize she's not having intercourse with you anymore, and usually flip out.

My friend and I tricked a girl in Cancun with The Magic Window.

by Charles Evans October 26, 2007

Windows Shitsta

A new slang of Windows Vista.

Windows vista is shit, the worst operating system, and it has a mind of it's own.

Shit + Windows Vista= Windows Shitsta

No, it's not Windows Vista, it's Windows Shitsta!

by Mysta D May 12, 2009

window to weight gain

When the paper wrapping around a fatty item of food (traditionally, a fish-based item such as fish and chips or a fish sandwich) turns translucent due to having absorbed a large amount of grease.

"If you're not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain."

by Zerotime January 22, 2009

Windows Error

The most common occurrence in the universe besides sex.

That's the 43rd time you told me, Windows. Shut the fuck up about windows errors.

by Arori4 August 6, 2010

through the window

Fuck no.

Russian "through the window" is v okno, when spoken sounds like fuck no.

Bob, do you want to go to the happy hour? Through the window.

by bob March 5, 2004

Windows 10

A new virus discovered by security researchers that infects your computer and spies on you. It has already taken over 300 million computers worldwide. There is currently no cure for it.

No anti-virus software has managed to get rid of Windows 10.

by Windows10Hater June 29, 2016