weak willy

An unfortunate medical condition often leading to the sufferer experiencing a drippy tiddler. Often resulting in having to wear wet pants, which give off acrid steam if too close to a radiator.
Origin: Eck Static and Bloomin' Press of The Filth.

B.P. "I once pissed me pants at school"
Eck: "what was it, Weak Willy? Weak Willy, eh?"

by chris wheelie April 28, 2005

Willy Moon

A Willy Moon is when someone flashes their ass at you and their dick flops out between their legs at the same time

"Dave became enraged when his Grandad gave him a willy moon"

by Blaise Noctem March 16, 2015

willy wobbles

A phrase invented on Love Island Australia, the male version of Fanny Flutters

I saw a beautiful girl at the club last night she gave me Willy wobbles

by Lin_bubbles June 19, 2018

Willi Vieyra

A wanna be crip and yelled “soowoo” coming into class. Once he learned about actual chicago gangs he “turned” to wannbe a GD. He has GD in everything in his bio until his retirement from “being in the field” too long (he lives in the really nice part of the west side” In general he’s a fat lard that simps over anything but has yet to even get a kiss from a woman. Instead he streams and becomes fatter each and everyday of his worthless life. He is also known as the world biggest simp, he’s so desperate for a girl but can’t pull any.

Damm Willi Vieyra is the fattest simp sver

by Fto Xavier Brass October 23, 2020

Brewsk Willis

Another name for a beer.

Yo, grab me another Brewsk Willis dude, I'm empty.

by itsjustinternet August 15, 2012

willy waggledagger

another word for william shakespeare. william=willy shake=waggle speare=dagger. another one like this is bill rattlesword.

"u read macbeth? its by that willy waggledagger"

by joejoejoejoejoe July 9, 2007

Willie Jack

To drop food on oneself while eating, particularly when the mess is visible to others.

Did you see that guy eating his dinner? He did a massive Willie Jack!

by MetalMayhem666 August 12, 2019