Calum Paged

For a male to have sex in a bush with a casual female acquaintance so hard that she can't sit down for a week.

Did you hear what happened to Florrie last night?

No! What happened?

This guy Calum Paged her good and proper!

by Alan Statham November 11, 2011

Page 250

A nonexistent page from ‘The Maze Runner’ series. When brought up to a Maze Runner fan will most likely result in serious injury or even death.

Shank: Why are you crying?
TMR fan: Page 250
Shank: ...ok...?

by [InsertBookyUsernameHere] February 22, 2021

Page McConnel

Page McConnel is the pianist/keyboardist/songwriter for the band Phish. He routinely drops the funk at every show. He also has an affinity for sandwiches.

I can't wait for tonight's show, where are your seats?
I'm stage left, right in front of Page McConnel.
Nice! Rage Side Page Side!!

by Phirst-Tube24 July 16, 2011

Page Eighted

Being exposed as a fraud or a fake or a lying basturd.

That two faced lying son of a bitch Morsereg got page eighted

by Croinc September 2, 2003

Jimmy Page

1.) An out of this world musician that will blow your mind! God like unequivical awesomeness. Created some of the best music ever. A rock God. A blessing to the ears, and a trip for the mind. To put it simply...he was just friggin AMAZING! ....but that is certainly a definite understatement!
2.) Jimmy Page to a girl...saying this as a girl. A sexy beast back in the day! He got a bit older, but he's still awesome. Had tons of groupies back in the day.
3.) If you're a straight guy his music will still turn you on...at least.

1.) That Jimmy Page is effing insane!!!!!! you gotta dig the PAGE man!

2.) girl: Damn I just turned legal...too bad its not 1974!

3.) guy #1: ....man I would so go gay for Page!
guy #2: WTF did you say!?

by dazed And ConfuZEd July 18, 2009

Paging ditz

To steal images of unrealistically hot girls for use on message boards; then pretending to be said girls. Comes with extravagant back-stories, personal tales and other information. Works best if you try to connect on a personal level with regular members of said message boards. Intentions are to pass self off as hardcore and intelligent sports fan, not to gain sexual favor.

HotFBALLchick01 is Paging ditz dude, no way those are her pics. I'm askin' for a date.

by drinkeer February 21, 2009

yella pages

What the spirit of truth reads from which is in fact not a bible.

Don Vincent: BITCH! im flowing from the survival scrolls
kris: you're smoking the survival scrolls, that looks like the yellow pages to me.
Don Vincent: HAH, he SAID THE YELLA PAGES.
Kris: Nincomfuckingnincompoop.

by The most Ballinest man ever. August 22, 2006