mom

a annoying but awesome person hahaa

mom i love u but u somewhat ANNOYIN

by mynameisunknown! April 4, 2010

mom

The best person in the entire world that is my best friend!!

I love you Mommy!

by Mandi September 23, 2003

MOM

A very sweet loving person HAPPY MOTHERS DAY Mom

a hard working person named Mom

by Zyan Coyle May 10, 2008

your mom's mom

A comeback for someone who has run out of comebacks. Usually in response to "Your mom."

-Your mom!
-... your mom's mom! Shut up!

by Sloane Koller April 11, 2008

mom

Acronym for master of marijuana. Also you may have a Grandmom which would be a grand master of marijuana. To become a mom you must complete the necessary charges. Such as one have bought a significant amount of marijuana, sold a significant amount of marijuana and smoked a significant amount of marijuana. Also you must own and use frequently the instruments of the trade.

You my friend, have just became a mom

by Dylan V. March 29, 2008

mom

The annoying, embarrassing, bitch who gave birth to you and pretends to love you. She spanks your ass and grounds you for a month.

My mom bought a huge rubbery thing at a store with a pink glowing sign

by gra gra October 13, 2014

mom

the greast women to ever live on this planet

mothers take time to make kids kids should smile&love there mom back 100%
even if they smoke still respect them 100%

my mom smokes and acts nuts i love her 100%

by nick January 10, 2004