White Trash Warranty Claim

Application of various disreputable and/or fraudulent strategies calculated to obtain a warranty repair or replacement to which one would not otherwise be entitled. Closely related to white trash exchange, white trash rebate, white trash refund, white trash regifting, etc.

Cletus, fearing that his high-dollar videocam would fail once the 5-year extended warranty period expired, obtained a full-value replacement with a well-crafted white trash warranty claim, after correctly surmising that 10 seconds in the microwave effectively simulated a covered lightning strike and/or electrical surge.

by texlex61 January 29, 2009

Minnesota Whitewash

The act of jizzing on a pillow and smushing a woman's face into said jizz.

After the engament dinner she was expecting breakfast in bed but instead got a Minnesota Whitewash.

by Yoke and Cally January 24, 2010

white trash

see britney spears.

Usage: Britney Spears is White Trash

by Young Trubz August 3, 2005

White Trash Bash

A party where the guest dress up as "white trash", drink cheap beer, and pretend they live in a trailer park. Invitations are best handmade using construction paper, or better yet the back of a beer label.

Outfits for girls should include: bleached hair, rollers, belly tops, light washed jean mini skirts, fishnets, pageant hair, really high heels, jean vests
Outfits for guys should include: mullets, trucker hats, mustaches with beard, cut off shorts, hunter attire
Decorations generally involve Nascar, Christmas decorations in the summer, wrestling posters, lots of duct tape.
Music should be Def Leppard, Lynard Skynard, etc.

Dude, I can't wait to hit up that White Trash Bash! I got a kiddie pool to use as the cooler!

by trashbasher March 30, 2010

World Class White Trash

wcwt all started when darcy knol and our original drummer sean white left another band for some reason. they kept jammin together until sean was about to move to nova scotia. just before this happened, darcy ran into an old friend by the name of bill. bill said "hey, i know a dude who plays guitar and is looking for people to jam with." so sean and darcy went with bill to this dudes house who turned out to be trevor gilby. sean and darcy played a few songs for trevor and he liked it. sean, darcy and trevor only had 2 jam sessions with this line up before sean moved to nova scotia. so it was only 2 again.... then nathan neergard one day was servin' smokes at the local fasgas when darcy strolled in. there was some heavy metal playin in the background and they started to talk about music. and thats when darcy invited nathan over to try out some vocals for wcwt. nathan brought his cousin andy akins who played drums. seeing as how we didn't have a drummer at the time, he filled in to get a feel for the music. well the drums were pretty good so we asked andy to join. after a while of pondering the idea of being in a band andy said he was down with wcwt. now we need a bassist.............. oh then we found one rob amatto responded to an ad that trev had out online or somethin, he learned the songs.

guy 1: woah man, your mohawk is destroyed and your bleeding from the face!

justin peck: ya man i just left a world class white trash show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by wcwt road crew October 13, 2011

whitewash

(n., v., or adj.) A process or result or act: when a person who is considered a minority adopts a lifestyle (including speech, mannerisms, clothing, etc.) that is attributed secludedly to those of European descent, white people.

1. She is whitewashed.

by SugarBear September 13, 2005

white trash outing

Dressing as low-class as one dares, dining at a down-scale eatery, and attending a low-brow entertainment event

"We celebrated Buffy's birthday with a white trash outing to Mickey Dee's and a pro wrestling match. I plastered the makeup on, wore a skimpy midriff top, and brought her a Hostess cupcake with a candle on top!"

by hootnannie October 22, 2009