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Little Sperm Whale

by YeboyWithAHugeOne July 25, 2016
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nuke gay whales for jesus

A catch phrase designed specifically to offend everybody in the room.
The party had way too many stuffy arrogant bastards and besides it was time to leave, so I ripped off a few nuke gay whales for jesus rants and showed myself to the door.
by Big Game Dave August 28, 2007
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squid and the whale'd

To masturbate and take your ejaculate when finished and wipe it on random/non-random things.
Matt: Dude, you squid and the whale'd the rental car seat?

Chris: There was a napkin but it was a good size load so it didn't get it all!
by slole1 October 15, 2011
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Dying Whale Noises

When one is so overcome with emotion that he or she makes a noise akin to a whale getting stabbed through with a hot poker and dragged several miles by a racing speedboat before getting forcibly beached onto a remote island where the beach has sharp, pointy rocks instead of sand.

Alternatively defined as: Regular whale noises amplified in a sobbing manner by an emotionally compromised human being.
Your favorite character in that show you've been watching for five years dies at the end.
-DYING WHALE NOISES-
or
Your celebrity crush bumps into you in a coffeeshop AND ACTUALLY CARESSES YOUR ARM and smiles at you and everything.
-DYING WHALE NOISES-
by DGMerls February 6, 2013
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Whalebanger

Basically in it's most literal sense it means "one who fornicates with whales" but it is a very diverse term and can easily replace a few of the swear words you'd normally use.
For instance, your mother is a whalebanger.
by KTWBTKY.com August 27, 2011
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Rad whales

1. Used to describe something that is awesome, cool, amazing, fantastic etc. 2. Used as an exclamation.
Person 1: Want to come over to my place for beer and pizza?
Person 2: For sure. Rad Whales!
by soilduck August 3, 2009
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Whalejob

The act in which an obese girl puts your dick between to rolls in her fat and thrusts it repetitively until you jizz in her blowhole.
Daniel: Hey man did you get any action at that party last night?

Aaron: Dude I totally got a whalejob from this hot babe!

Daniel: That's fucked...
by HEYCACK July 4, 2010
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