Weiner

Noun: Slang term for Penis

Jimmy sure has a small weiner

by Damnfuct September 30, 2003

little weener

You have an extremely small penis.

I know this kid named Chris, but everyone calls him a scavenger and he has a little-weener.

by KMAC April 16, 2005

Weinerpoop

The grossest poop of all.

"Why are we here?" Douglas cried, as poop came out his weiner, in a long, thin strip. It was . . . weinerpoop"

-The Poop That Took A Pee by Leopold "Butters" Stoch

by ThaBigCheesy September 30, 2010

weinerburger

1. Formed from two slices of elongated sandwich bread where the erected wang diligently lies in between and acts as the meat patty.
2. Also referred to as wangusburger
3. One can order this at the local Subway.

(at Subway) Mom, my sandwich tastes like a weinerburger. Can I take it back?

by Zack H. (pro TDer) March 20, 2005

weinerface

n: one who is totally not cool, quite lame, and basically sucks at life. Not having an appendix is a sure fire way to be called a weinerface. Also, enjoying male genitalia, homosexuality, and weiner shaped heads will also qualify you as a weinerface.

Steve, you are such a weinerface!

by rordawg99 October 2, 2006

cortland weiner

a weiner of a tall blonde hollister wannabee small weiner guy!!!

beanstalk beach boy with drunken weiner sticking out a "cortland weiner"

by @er905 April 24, 2010

weiner smoker

A person who lights another persons weiner on fire and tries to smoke it, but he ends up giving head to the other person. . . Yes, this is only referring to males.

After I smoked that weiner I felt like a reaaaal weiner smoker. . . and those aren't liquie ashes on my face either.

by John Y. May 27, 2004