by messi11012 May 15, 2017
Get the welp mug.An ancient Welsh colloquilism describing a "person" who indulges in an act of cruel and unusual beastiality whereby an onion is used to sodomize ruminant livestock. Specifically where a leek is used to penetrate the rectum of a sheep for perverse sexual gratification.
From the noun; 'to welp'
From the noun; 'to welp'
Daffyd looked at Holly with a mixture of confusion and bewilderment upon his simple innocent face. "But I don't understand Holly, what do you need that leek for??"
"Shut up and hold that bastard sheep still isn't it!!" Snapped Holly fiercely, her face set in grim determination as she brandished the leek menacingly.
Afterwards, Holly held the dirty leek aloft in the air, with a manical grin she waved it around like a sordid welping trophy as Daffyd sat sobbing on the grass, traumatized by what he had just seen. He tried in vain to comfort the sexually injured sheep. Eventually Holly sat down beside him, looking both calm and spent but also deeply satisfied. "Yes Daffyd" she said, with what sounded like heavy solemness in her voice "I am a welper."
"Shut up and hold that bastard sheep still isn't it!!" Snapped Holly fiercely, her face set in grim determination as she brandished the leek menacingly.
Afterwards, Holly held the dirty leek aloft in the air, with a manical grin she waved it around like a sordid welping trophy as Daffyd sat sobbing on the grass, traumatized by what he had just seen. He tried in vain to comfort the sexually injured sheep. Eventually Holly sat down beside him, looking both calm and spent but also deeply satisfied. "Yes Daffyd" she said, with what sounded like heavy solemness in her voice "I am a welper."
by Jamesy Peacock July 20, 2008
Get the Welper mug.An American southern vernacular interjection, one word greeting, or closing statement, posed as a question, using the word well, with a drawl akin to the words yep or yup. (pre1940)
by dsrtknls June 15, 2011
Get the Welp mug.the word oridgenated from when people stop working and start collecting welfare checks
the wednseday before the end of the month
you know welly day!
the wednseday before the end of the month
you know welly day!
by casackle March 1, 2009
Get the welly day mug.a pathetic girl who take years to finish an undergraduate degree because she is so dumb. she cheats on her boyfriends and tries to break up their other relationships after they realize she sucks and dump her. she usually has nothing going for her, is ugly, over-weight, and broke. however, and this is key, she thinks she's really attractive so she acts like she's a bombshell and acts loaded and spoiled. she's secretly trying to marry a man for money so she can go on ridiculous shopping sprees and not have to work a shitty mall job any more. she is a selfish, anti-social, ugly, fat, loser with no redeeming qualities.
I'm glad I graudated from an Ivy League university and avoided turning into a wellynf. Those girls are so sad.
My last girlfriend was ugly, fat, anti-social, and a loser. She was a total wellynf, who was holding me back, so I dumped her ass.
My last girlfriend was ugly, fat, anti-social, and a loser. She was a total wellynf, who was holding me back, so I dumped her ass.
by Maria Fontaine December 17, 2010
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