goth wannabe

a person who is a no-face who just tries to fit in with the goth group because they think it's "in".

it's the same deal as a preppy girl who always wears dresses claiming to be a 'tomboy' because she gets sweaty at her cheerleader tryouts. If you have the title Goth, you earn it, it's not just wearing black everyday, it's being different it's keeping the title even through the harsh looks, and the stereotypes.Just because you have a pair of black pants makes you as 'goth' as standing in a garage makes you a car. Not everyone will be gothic, just like not everyone will be a lawer.

by M@rie June 17, 2005

Wannabe Whore

A fat, ugly girl who surrounds herself with ugly losers and flirts with them. Also flirts with women, for she is THAT desperate. Is under the false impression that having unlimited texting makes you queen of the world. Pretends to be dumb and innocent. Flirts with your best friend, your boyfriend, your friend's boyfriend, your friend's GIRLfriend, and every other thing that has two legs and walks upright. Besides dinosaurs.

Did you see _______ flirting with him yesterday? She's not even pretty! Talk about being a wannabe whore.

by don'tyoujusthatethatbitch?omg. October 9, 2010

wannabe non-conformist

Someone who bases their views on what others do. They do stuff/say stuff/think stuff that will make them seem like a rebel/non-comformist. They say they dislike something, simply because the majority of the people like it. They say they like something if most people hate it. Or, it can be when you base your views on what will make you seem like a rebel.

Alcohol is cool. I like alcohol.

Everyone likes playing Duck-Duck-Goose? I hate playing Duck-Duck-Goose!

What? You like Best Buy? How can you like it? Dude, I hate that stupid store!

by FishnetChantal April 13, 2005

I Wanna Play A Game

The last words you want to hear when you wake up in an abandoned building shackled to something that looks like it could do bodily harm.

Hello Amanda. You don't know me, but I definitely know you. I wanna play a game.

by kornography November 24, 2010

wannabeemo

If they say their emo and tell eveyone that there "emo", And slit their wrists and show everyone, listen to p!ATD or Fall out boy, If they have nothing to be upset about but still claim them selves as emo(Label are stupid) Write stupid poetry about problems they don't have

Wannabeemo- *sigh* I feel so alone *slit slit*
Emo- Why...
Wannabe-Well I feel alone I am listening to green day I am so emo
Emo-wtf?Alone?green day is not emo....
Wannabeemo-Yes it is!!
emo-No it isn't why do you feel alone?
Wannabeemo-No one understands me
emo- How can no one understand you you live in a nice house with two parents? you don't go though have the stuff that some people do so just stop being a wannabe and shut up for once.....
Wannabemo-I AM NOT A WANNABE
Emo-*rolls eyes*

by Unknown Poison September 9, 2006

Wagnasty

1. Playing a first person shooter game for over 5 hours and enduring irritated eyes due to a lack of sleep and or friends

My mom caught me pulling a Wagnasty and bitched at me to go to bed

by Your girl and your Etard friend luv u! May 29, 2008

Wanna be hipster

Back then, hipsters were people who simply appreciated any form of art and loved music(mainly jazz). Now, somehow, the idea real hipsters had transformed into people who either wear high-waisted pants and crop tops 24/7, or dress in pure "vintage". Not because they actually adore the style, but because all other "hipsters" are doing it. They are completely normal yet talk about being "very weird". Wanna be hipsters listen to indie rock, not because they like it, but because "that's what hipsters do". They most likely google "how to be a hipster" and follow everything they find. They wear moccasins and claim to not do their hair when they obviously put product in the night before or whilst getting ready in the morning. They claim to "not care" about their appearances yet they put ten pounds of makeup on everyday. They buy books on how to draw, create a couple of masterpieces for show, and drop the hobby altogether until they feel the need to create more proof of being true "artists". They want to be hippies and talk about nature as if they actually appreciate it, even though they couldn't care less in reality. Because everyone on the "hipster"-full website, tumblr, everyone now wants to be like every "hipster" they see.. which is why all wanna be hipsters hate everyone and want to move to the uk. They all claim to be different, yet they don't realize being "different" is taking over and now all wanna be ("original") hipsters are cliche. They are all pathetic.

wanna be hipster: "OMG LOOK AT THIS OVER-PRICED CROP TOP I FOUND. NO ONE WOULD WEAR ANYTHING LIKE THIS, IM GOING TO BUY IT."
stranger: "wow what a f***ing wanna be hipster. How pathetic."

by anooonnnnnn September 25, 2011