CNN Watcher 

A brainwashed sheep who virtue signals by posting the black square but supports exterminating the black weeds (abortion). A self righteous hypocrite who bans plastic straws and wears a mask but couldn’t give to shits about the 10 million people starving to death and is not only a prime candidate for the mark of the Beast because of their denial of God but they want to mandate deadly vaccines to everyone out of sheer ignorance to the fall of Babylon and the binary final resting places being Heaven or Hell.

Instead of saying the retards are running the school...the CNN watchers are running the school

CNN Watcher by Sandyhook Shotcaller November 23, 2020

bird watcher

A man who claims to be straight but everyone knows he sleeps with men.

He's a bird watcher, he's seen a cock or two before.

bird watcher by Nico xo! February 15, 2008

clock watcher 

a person who is bored during sex that they watch the clock to see how long it takes to finish.

"So how's your new girl? "Man I got to ditch this chick as she's a real clock watcher!

clock watcher by s-c-o-r-p-i-o May 2, 2009

Night Watcher 

Pointing your dick upwards so that the head of your cock sticks out of your pants and the underside is visible. The effect is that of a man peeking out over a ledge.

Dude, I was doing the Night Watcher all through Biology.
Classy.

Night Watcher by therealcalypso April 8, 2010

Bird Watcher

The act of a Fox observing Birds while they rest in their nest.

Look! I see a bird watcher observing them as they do their bird homework!

Bird Watcher by Bird Keeper September 15, 2010

sam the willy watcher 

an expression used for peeping on ya m8 wile hes avin a slash.

hes actin like such a sam the willy watcher.

sam the willy watcher by jonesy9999999999999999999999 April 12, 2007

child watcher 

a person who likes to watch children undress, bathe, and sleep. they usually start with masturbating to it then it stems out to all out rape on the child.

alyna hildago is a child watcher

child watcher by BathroomSOAP February 15, 2008