wanking while banking

wanking during the process of banking.

what are you doing bro

wanking bro
okay bro

actually bro im wanking while banking

thats deep bro

by gayduringmay April 16, 2020

Wangz/Wanging

A loud car stereo system; producing loud bass sounds from a car or home stereo system. Producing loud offensive body odor.

Big Duke chevy have wangz.
Goldies feet was wanging off when he took his shoes off.

by Nefearious K. December 20, 2004

Post wanking remorse

The feeling you get after wanking to nasty/hardcore/fetish porn and having the dirty thoughts disappear from your mind as you orgasm, leaving a feeling of immense sadness and "why the fuck did I find that hot"

I found some piss porn and wanked furiously only to experience post wanking remorse

by The satanic panda May 5, 2015

global wanking

Our esteemed new President is denouncing global warning and will be completely screwing the planet, reversing any progress made to date on addressing Global Warming, climate change while building walls to keep the bad hombres out.

Rich: I need to get more sunscreen.
Tom: Why?
Rich: Brace yourself, President Trump is gearing up for a very big (or if the hands are any indicator, tiny) round of Global Wanking, pissing on our allies and accelerating climate change and global warming!

by JFed January 29, 2017

Diddle wanking

Do you ever get thirsty and then realized you brushed your teeth but you don’t want water so you get a straw and stick it rlly far down ur throat so it doesn’t touch your teeth?? Well kids that diddle wanking.

A person who does this is a diddle wanker and should be respected.

Person 1: I saw Tysun diddle wanking today

Person 2: oouu what is that

by Diddle wankers January 28, 2019

Ultra wanking

Ultra wanking is where you wank yourself and your astral projection at the same time. Only achievable after you have wanked a Billion times only the truest of Wizards have reached this stage

It doesn't feel the same after anymore, nothing is real and time is irrelevant after you've tried Ultra wanking

by Grand_mage_of_the_7 1/2_Realms October 16, 2019

Wanying

Wanying is one of he prettiest girls you will ever meet. She has this friendly aura that attracts everyone to her. She has no shortage of admirers but is so focused on this one person that she loves. Wanying is usually very smart. Even though sometimes stereotypically she doesn’t seem like the smart type, but trust me, she gives the best advices and picks up anything very fast. Even though Wanyings are usually very confident, she is kind of shy to approach a guy that she likes. She’s kind of stupid sometime because of how selfless she can be with the people that she love. Sh can’t stand seeing anyone get hurt. She’s rather herself get hurt then others. Being friends, or a lover with a Wanying might just be one of the best choices you’ve ever made in your life.

“That girl, she seems like a Wanying.”

by Jess.W April 1, 2018