wankstas

gangsters are from the “hood”; wankstas are from the suburbs.

Hey dude look at those Wankstas tryin to be Gangstas

by Murray3128 September 7, 2006

wackits

A bunch of short porn clips, or photos, stored away in a hidden folder somewhere on your computer.

I keep getting viruses on my PC, I know he's downloading his "wackits" from this computer!

by iDenzilla September 16, 2007

Wanking

What you do late at night

Barry was home alone went to pornhub and started wanking

by Firing looper August 10, 2014

extreme wanking

The art of masturbating till near climax. Whereabouts you shout: "Hey mum come here a minute!". You then have the time it take till you mum arrives to finish jacking off and get cleaned up.

by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

wanket

A snuggie with a hole in the crotch.

I just bought the most comftorable wanket, it allows me to be warm while having sex!

by MEEEEEEE1234567890 January 11, 2011

Chain wanking

Similar to chain smoking except it is having one wank after another, usually practised by teenage boys with internet access in their bedroom

A mother will shout up the stairs to her son "get up it is 2pm" and the boys father will tell her "leave the boy alone, he is chain wanking"

by Kendo Bazoo November 14, 2009

wanking

British slang term, used to describe masturbation. Much like American version known ass "Jerking off".

My girlfriend's name is M.C. Menses and her flow be fresh, so I'm wanking ALL day

by Alex Almendrades January 18, 2005