Wobblegated

A different word for unbalanced or uneven.

Hey pal, I put 20 lbs on one side of the scale and 30 lbs on the other side. The scale is wobblegated.

by FURRY-UWU-LOL August 20, 2023

Glossy-Wobbles

One who is so wasted that they have a "glossy" look about them and wobble. Because they are so schlambizzled.

Shit, look at Claude. He's got the glossy-wobbles again!!

by Gabriel Candelaria June 18, 2006

JB wobble

Sometimes a games developer/design team member gets overly self conscious about whether content they have created for a high profile game is appropriate for the audience. This causes a mental state similar to manic depression wherein the developer alternates between being excited and proud of their work and weeping quietly in a corner whilst chewing their shoes. This repeats several times on a daily basis from roughly halfway through development until the game is released to the public and is known as the 'JB wobble'.

"Dev(a) has a minor case of the JB wobble."

Dev(a): "I've finished the character models and animations for the cybernetic attack foetuses, they're looking sweet!"
Dev(b): "That's great, I love the way their umbilicals trail behind them!"
Dev(a): "Kind of graphic isn't it? you think we can get away with it?"
Dev(b): "Sure, it's thematically appropriate."
Dev(a): "It'll look fantastic when you strangle them with their own cords, man I'm stoked!"
Dev(b): "Should work great with the blood particle effects."
Dev(a): "It's gonna get an M rating, no one will buy it, germany will probably ban it outright - this could be a mistake."
Dev(b): "It'll be fine, we can add a gore toggle for germany."
Dev(a): "Sweet! oh man, it's so wrong, I'm going to hell, we're doomed, it's going to bomb so bad."
Dev(b): "Look, will you just quit worrying? No-one's gonna be offended by cyber foetuses in this day and age, and anyone who is will be too distracted by the main character's rotating laser nipples to notice."
Dev(a): "You're right! laser nipples! BEST GAME EVER!!"

by Harold Harcourt March 20, 2009

cunt wobbler

either wobbling your cunt in a sexual manner or a someone who is a general cunt, can be used as an insult

Jack- i like to drink puddles :)
Chris-STFU you cunt wobbler

or

Amy-Im bored :(
Ben-can i give your cunt a wobbling?

by i not sure December 1, 2009

wet wibbler

a loud, wet fart that sounds a bit like someone clapping

Yuck!!!!! Emma has just done a Wet wibbler!!!!!

by h1987 February 25, 2011

Danny Wobbles

A slang term for the rear end of either gender, most commonly used by the High Class British in the 40's and 50's.

Baron 1: Right oh! Take a look at those Danny Wobbles on that maiden!

Baron 2: Well spotted Baron 1! I would gladly partake in intercourse with those Danny Wobbles!

Baron 1: Quite

by Titus Welliver May 21, 2013

Cincinnati Warbler

Have your male or female partner lay down on their back. Carefully mount their face and dip your sack (ball) into their mouth, and repeatedly hit their nose with your shaft. Now begins the warbling of the ballsack with your partners tongue. When it comes time to ejaculate, shit on their neck, and aim for the forehead and hair. While cumming try to imitate the mating call of the Cincinnati Warbler

Patrick: "I Cincinnati Warbler'd my girlfriend and she took it like a champ!"
Dave: "Fuck yeah, Steph is a goddamn warbling gladiator!"

Stefan: "What's it called when you shit in a sock and hit someone with it?"
Evan: "Oh! I did that to my girlfriend last night, I think it's a Cincinnati Warbler."
Jordan: "No, that's a Chicago Billyclub."
Evan: "Oh that's right."

by Handjob Susan September 19, 2013