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Santa Whores

The dirty little arse lickers that suck up to Santa!!!

The bitches that suck Santa's dick for a prezzie!!!

Bitches that will do anything 4 a prezzie!!!
"Look at those dirty little Santa Whores!"

"Yeh dude!" "Those bitches would practically let Santa cum in their mouths if they thought they were gonna get a prezzie 4 it!"

"Debbie got a diamond ring off Raulphy for Xmas!"
"Simone gotta solid gold necklace!"
"And Jodie got 1,000 shopping voucher!"

"There all Santa Whores!!!"

"I wish I was a Santa Whore" :(
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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santa whores

A group of prosititutes that are employed by Santa to raise needed money for Santa to deal in good cheer and pay for the bling on his sleigh
I see that santas whores are trolling the streets, offering christmas cheer to some horny christmas shoppers and those bar patrons coming out of the nightclubs.

Hey do you what corner the santa whores are located??
by chicago andy January 28, 2007
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Deal Whores

The recent rise of daily deal sites, coupon websites and online deal sites now available to customers has create the term called "deal whores".

These are individuals who will only go into a business once they obtain a valid voucher, deal or coupon code. Typically lacking in loyalty, having no genuine interest in trying most businesses, they simply chase the next deal resembling whore like behaviour.
Example 1.

Employee says: "That looks like a good bunch of customers over there"

Employer says: "No, all 10 of them had vouchers for 60% off deal we did 5 months ago, I think they are a bunch of deal whores"

Example 2:

Mark: "Oh we still need to go to that Italian on 4th street, I have two vouchers for it"

Paul: "I thought you had 5 different vouchers we needed to use"

Mark "Yes I do, I am turning into a right deal whore"
by TrayManator February 23, 2012
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Holy whores

A group of three people, who vibe and just meme their way through life, they all have individual personalities but all relate on a new level. They can all be very emotional but always support eachover through hard times, you’d be lucky to find a group of holy whores but when you do they are the best thing.
Oh wow your apart of a holy Whore group
Holy whores are the dreamsome threesome
by Kettyb April 26, 2020
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gargle of whores

A grouping of four or more whores.
That's the nastiest gargle of whores I've eve scene.
by Kblunt June 28, 2016
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Platoon of whores

A groups of skanky hoes who twerk around cop cars
Hey check out that platoon of whores!
by dan bradders June 11, 2019
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ghost's bbg ong
"Hey cocktus ᵗʰᵉ ʷʰᵒʳᵉˢ, wassup babygirlllll"
by daddybryson January 12, 2021
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