Van wyck Jhs

Ever thought movies about schools being so bad were fake well your wrong. Van wyck is really that bad, full of thotts, people thirsty for nudes, kids who lost their virginity at 13, fake people(mostly girls), drugs , and people from jjhs trying to get nudes from vw kids. You can even have a former pornstar as a teacher, every teacher is shit, wann be depressed and stressed then stay here.

10 years from now

Friend: I’ve been through hell
Me: Oh I went to van wyck Jhs also what year did you go?

by Daddy kong January 22, 2019

van grants

A character from the PS2 RPG, Tales of the Abyss. He has a beard, that is the source of his powers and eyebrows that shoot lazers. Hates Scores and thus doesn't watch a lot of sports.

Van Grants decimated the outer lands using his eyebrow lazers.

by Vangirl March 17, 2008

Van Bobby

When a good looking woman gives a bad looking man a handjob/tug/old fashioned and afterwords calls his cell-phone provider and pays his phone bill.

At first I wasn't sure how I felt about about her, but after the Van Bobby I know it's love.

by El Nino Rigo January 21, 2011

Van Smack

Nickname of sports talk host Jim Rome, originally given to Nick Van Exel, longtime NBA player who played for several years for the LA Lakers (LA being where the Rome show is based) but eventually Rome co-opted the name for himself.

"Hey Van Smack, thanks for taking my call."
"I am Van Smack, and we'll be back."

by Henry June 21, 2006

Van-T

A person of high social status, unbelivable talent and astonishing beauty!

''dayamm that girl so fine she must be a Van-T!''

''Mother, when I grow up I wanna be a Van-T!''

by VanSkillz May 4, 2009

Van Dyke

A 'Van Dyke' is a variation of a goatee with a mustache, named after the 17th century Flemish painter, Sir Anthony Van Dyck (also spelled Van Dyke).

This is not a fucken goatee, it's obviously van dyke, ur n asshole!

by Laddy July 29, 2004

Van Pie

1. (Van Pie)- Adjective
A Person who is allways angry. Especally if you touch thier stuff.

2. (Van Pieing)-Verb
The process by which someone gets angry and pushes you away.

-Stop being such a dirty little Van Pie
-Dont pull a Van Pie on me
-Don't touch my STUFF im Van Pieing

by CookieMunster June 21, 2006