Vagilax

Verb: To relax your vagina after a rough set of activities including the following:

1. Hatefucking

2. A long day of work in the porn industry.

3. Brazilian

4. Labia augmentation

5. Camel toe

"I had a 5-way gang bang scene today. . . I seriously can't wait to go home and vagilax."

by ToesTiny December 15, 2010

Vagilobe

The outer skin surrounding a vagina. Also known as the outer labia.

Man, her vagilobes really hang low and wobble to and fro.

by Maland April 21, 2013

vagilian

a person who's face looks like a vagina.

logan: that kid is weird looking.
Torey: he is a vagilian.

by torra borra May 24, 2004

valid

A property of an argument in logic that preserves the truth, in which there is a neccessary agreement between the premises (assuming that they are true) and the conclusion; that one must undoubtedly arrive at the conclusion. It is not possible for the premises to be true, and the conclusion false. Note that validity is not the same as soundness, which is a valid argument that has all true premises.

Valid:
If I am in Paris, then I am in France; I'm in Paris, therefore I am in France. If I am not in France, then I am not in Paris; oh look, I'm in New York; therefore I must not be in France.
Invalid:
If I am in France, then I am in Paris; Woah! I'm in France, I must be in Paris...BUZZ! I'm actually in Bordeaux.
Either 2 plus 2 equals 22, or Santa Clause is real; but 2 plus 2 does not equal 22; so Santa Clause is real.
Unsound but Valid:
All mammals are cats (false, but assuming it is true); All cats are animals; So all mammals are animals.

by John Joseph O'Hara April 26, 2006

Vagillium

A thick toxic vaginal discharge with rotten mayonaise appearance that can burn a hole through your underwear, jeans, and teeth. You can recognize this gel from its distinctive raw sewage odor that can be smelt from at least a hundred yards away.

Tammy's vagillium put Tommy in the hospital for weeks and burnt away his taste buds for life.

by Alota Vagina June 14, 2006

valilly

The most perfect ship of all time.

Oh my god, I’m so jealous of Valilly.

by Lakehurst May 17, 2018

Vagilinguist

A person with extensive knowledge of the female genitalia. One who speaks the language of the vagina (i.e. Vulvan and Vaginese).

I'm no gynecologist, but as a trained vagilinguist, I can tell you that the thong is a perfect compliment to the vagina.

by Roccus July 2, 2009