Valena

The name a of women who is always hit on by men. If you date her, be lucky to hold on to her

Your dating Valena? Don't ever let her go.

by TheBigClap June 12, 2019

german valentine

when on valentine's day a love is given what seems like a box of chocolates but instead of chocolate it is filled with frozen turds.

"I gave Sandy a German valentine"

"Did it have nuts?"

by lazzar February 14, 2009

Megan Valdez

A person who tends to be pantless mostly all the time.

Angelo: "Yo Chris why does Megan Valdez have her pants off?"

Chris: "Because that is what she does."

by bromanguy77 January 1, 2012

St Valentine's Day Massacre

a) an infamous massacre committed by Al Capone on St Valentine's Day 1929
b) when one breaks up with their significant other on St Valentine's Day

Do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre, definition b) , on your significant other.

by Sexydimma March 3, 2015

Valentine's Day Legs

1. When women take extra care and time to make sure their legs are silky smooth. Usually done for special events/days such as valentines day. Usually done when they are expected to be felt in an intimate fashion by another person.

BJ: I knew I was in last night, she had Valentine's Day Legs.
Lew: Whoa, sweet. What happened?
BJ: I don't need to go into details, but lets just say 'touchdown'
Lew: High fives all around then!

Heather: How was your date with BJ last night?
Lissa: I had Valentine's day legs, what do you think happened?
Heather: On the first date! High fives all around then!

by swtlew February 14, 2006

valentine's day

1. Celebration of spring fertility (spring is only really happening around the same latitude as Southern Italy, where this holiday was technically invented, but whatever) as celebrated by the Romans. Later overlapped with the feast of St. Valentine, and was accordingly Christianized in a way that made little to no sense (assuming that St. Valentine was not the patron Saint of getting it on).

2. Some damn Hallmark holiday that was designed to make men, no matter what their situation (dating, married, single, playa, whatever) miserable.

1. Let's all celebrate the emerging sexual urges of animals in church. Thank you Valentine's Day!

2. Single men are depressed, dating men are stressed, and married men are teetering on the brink of suicide. Yup, its Valentine's Day.

by asdf.what January 28, 2004

Nick Valensi

An extremely thin gentle man that hails from the world known band The Strokes. The Nick enjoys long walks on the beach, super-tight pants that don't quite mean the top of his socks, and playing guitar.

Nick was unphased by the earthquake and continued to play his guitar.

by Jade October 14, 2003