Valorant

a game for pussies.

Guy#1: Bro do you play valorant?
Guy#2: Yeah I started grinding comp the other night
Guy#1: FUCKIN PUSSY GET YOUR ASS OFF OF VALORANT AND GO GET SOME BITCHES YOU FATASS
Guy#2: Wow bro you don't have to be mean
Guy#1: STFU BRO U LITERALLY SPENT OVER $600 ON THAT STUPID GAME
Guy#2: So what?
Guy#1: EVERY SINGLE DAMN GUN COSTS $20 AND NOW WE CAN'T AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE
Guy#2: Good thing I won't be needing it because I'm planning on never leaving my gaming chair for the rest of my life!
Guy#1: I HOPE YOU FUCKIN ROT IN THAT CHAIR U BITCH GO PLAY A REAL GAME
Guy#2: Oh yeah? WHAT IS A REEEEAAALLLL GAME???
Guy#1: OH IDK MAYBE CSGO OR LEGO START WARS: THE COMPLETE SAGA??
Guy#2: FINE! I'll just play league of legends its a way better game
Guy#1: *hangs himself*

by Juicy0001 March 24, 2022

Valeria

A person who is quite the eye-catching and unique individual. Very cool, unlike most.

Hey, mom, can I be Valeria when I'm older?
Tim, that girl's cute, but she's not a Valeria.

by servin'bacon February 18, 2011

Valerie Lim

- Form of Valerius.
Is a creative female name that is Latin originated and means to be happy and strong. And Lim is a very common last name that originates from Malaysia.
The words Valerie + Lim together creates a meaning of happy strong malaysian.
People with the name should be treated repectivly.

Chad - man! did you see that new girl's name? It's Valerie Lim
Andre - yeah, I wish my girlfriend's name was that, cause she'd be a happy strong malaysian!

by Proffessor Chiu April 6, 2009

Valeria

A Valeria is a very nice girl. She’s the most genuine person you’ll ever meet. She doesn’t associate herself with fake people. She’s a real one. Valeria will do anything to help you grow. A Valeria is also a good listener, she’ll be there when you need to vent, she gives the best advice ever and will always have time for you even when she has problems to deal with herself, she’ll make you her first priority.

Person: Hey you’re friends with Valeria right?
Me: Yes, yes i am, she’s the most genuine person ever.

Person: aww that’s so sweet.

by ilovemyfriendsverymuch June 17, 2020

Valerio

valerio is pro

wow valerio is always so pro

by never gonna give you up August 17, 2021

Valerio

valerio is pro
yay

wow its valerio hes so pro

by never gonna give you up August 17, 2021

Pulling a Valerie

In the world of music, writing a song shortly before a performance (typically about an hour before) and then playing it, typically unfinished. Basically the ultimate form of musical procrastination in the form of last-minute songwriting. Named for a singer/songwriter named Valerie who frequents open mics in the Philadelphia area and developed this technique as her trademark.

The audience roared with applause when they realized the singer was pulling a Valerie.

by pullerofvaleries May 8, 2008