Skip to main content

Syrian Vacation

When someone travels to a foreign place and ends up being abducted or kidnapped.
Jim went to the middle east on a Syrian Vacation and never came home.
by AustinKK February 8, 2013
mugGet the Syrian Vacationmug.

Vacation Eye

A temporary lapse in judgment (usually for clothing and accessories, but also artwork, furniture, etc) brought on by being in very different surroundings long enough for the "exotic" to seem normal. After even a few days, death masks, tortoise shell lamps, and turquoise sterling silver inlay mesa concho belts seem "normal," but don't think for a second that they won't stick out like a sore thumb once you're back in Springfield. People suffering Vacation Eye can be seen awkwardly strutting the beaches of Hawaii with a sarong that won't stay on, thinking that they blend in. Often you will not know you have suffered from Vacation Eye until you are back at home and realize your new Babe the Blue Ox toilet paper dispenser does *not* fit into your life.

Sadly, Vacation Eye purchases are frequently thought of as the essential item that represents the vacation itself. As such, Vacation Eye purchases can be extremely expensive (massive German coo-coo clock, silk shantung Chinese tapestry, 7 foot tall combination coat rack/lamp/fountain shaped like a dolphin)

Don't let your temporary change of scenery distort your taste: Just because the locals have it, does not mean you should. You decorated your house in American traditional, so that hand-painted throw pillow of a giant macaw *will* end up in the attic.
People who have Vacation Eye will:
1. Get dread locks or braids while vacationing in Jamaica meaning to keep them in once their vacation is over and they are back in their cubicle surrounded by standard Christian haircuts.

2. Buy a cowboy shirt/boots/buckle with the full intention of wearing it at home in Detroit.

Vacation Eye is a form of buyers remorse but the store is hundreds of miles away.
by WoodenLegHair June 24, 2012
mugGet the Vacation Eyemug.

American Vacation

The period of unemployment between being laid off and starting a new job.

The duration of an American Vacation can vary from a few weeks to multiple years.

The term originated as a way of noting the relatively poor vacation time offerings of most American employers. For many overworked Americans, being laid off provides the only significant vacation time they will ever receive.
"John is on an American Vacation, so he is busy updating his resume."
by Mattomondo November 5, 2012
mugGet the American Vacationmug.

vacation sensation

That good ol first fap you preform upon returning from a fapless vacation.
Just got back from my 7-day biznass trip. time for some vacation sensation
by littleefizz November 14, 2011
mugGet the vacation sensationmug.

Vacation Baby

A person who is deep in vacation mode with no concept of time, does whatever they feel like when they feel like it in the sweetest, most preciouslike (aka babylike) ways.
A vacation baby does things that include, but are not limited to: showering excessively, going pantless for days, overfeeding the pets, continual alcohol intake and happy hours, bikes up and down oceanfront properties, getting your car towed in Malibu, etc
by vacabaybay69 March 29, 2013
mugGet the Vacation Babymug.

Vacation Foot

The foot of a person containing various tattoos acquired while on vacation
Get yo damn vacation foot outta my brogans
by Rickeroni July 28, 2019
mugGet the Vacation Footmug.

starfish vacation

A do nothing vacation - similarly to a being starfish lying down on the beach and do nothing.
Person A - Hey, what are you doing for the weekend?

Person B - I'm going for a starfish vacation in Hawaii and do absolutely nothing.
by YellowTofu August 29, 2022
mugGet the starfish vacationmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email