Utter Fucculence

The systematic failure of all technology required to perform a simple task

Dan: What's going on there?
Mel: Utter fucculence; first the email tried refusing an attachment, then it refused to send. Eric tried sms'ing it but his phone froze, which it's never done before.

by Brever February 8, 2023

utter cardiovascular assault

its invincible

Kira: "Utter cardiovascular assault is invincible"

by fortnitegamer220 July 25, 2019

utter

a cows tit

i wiped the cows utter

by I am handycap January 24, 2020

g-utter

The male version of an utter...

Damn that bull has some big g-utters..

by SilverTounge_BaddieBitch February 25, 2022

Utter Dogshit

In a group of lads when one behaves so appallingly is said that that they are utter dogshit.

Kieks even mentioning a shag was utter dogshit!

by PrimDog February 21, 2020

milking the butter utter

"Milking the butter utter," is a misspelling of "milking the butter udder," which refers to the act of tit fucking a lactating woman, with extra points to whomever consumes the udder butter, or cum and tit milk mixed into a creamy butter-like consistency.

My girl loves eating the udder butter when I 'm done milking the butter utter (udder)!

by Echo One Romeo September 20, 2016

Double rudder utter

When a chick gives two guys simultaneous hand jobs while the both suck her tits.

I got off so hard when Jenny gave me and Tom a double rudder utter last night at the party.

by Mr. Dooseldorf May 23, 2018