Jean Underwear

Denim shorts that are so short, they might as well just be denim underwear.

Damn! I could see that bitch's ass cheeks 'cuz she was wearing jean underwear.

Jean Underwear by Cut up not toasted yet June 26, 2008

Scottish underwear 

Commando; no underwear. Originating from the ancient tradition of wearing nothing under your kilt.

"I'm wearing scottish underwear today; I love the nice breeze"

Scottish underwear by Sweet D. April 8, 2008

B-Team Underwear 

Not using your best underwear, but your back up underwear. Usually occurs when you haven't done the laundry in a while, and are in desperate need of clean underwear.

Dave: Do you have a wedgie?

Mike: No, sorry, I'm using my B-Team Underwear

B-Team Underwear by Butterz18 November 23, 2010

Magic Underwear 

A garment worn by extremely devout followers of the the mormon cult. It is basically a set of long underwear but the mormons beleive it protects them from evil. Some peole might try and argue that it isn't called magic underwear but if it really protects you from evil then its gotta be magic.

You want an example? I donno, ask a mormon for one the next time one comes to your door to convert you.

Magic Underwear by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

B-string Underwear 

Items in your underwear collection that are not suitable for special occasions, and are otherwise ratty underwear that you wouldn't want anyone else catching sight of.

I'm staying in tonight and there's no chance of getting laid, so I'll just grab a pair of b-string underwear.

B-string Underwear by parkslump July 4, 2010

Salmon Underwear 

Underwear that has been left out for awhile and is getting crusty

Dude, don't touch those panties, they are salmon underwear.

Salmon Underwear by originalgansta February 9, 2012

Down Underwear 

The Australian slang term for underwear. A play on the Australian term 'down under' and the word 'underwear'. Typically for girls underwear but can be used for boys too. True down underwear usually has the pattern of the Australian flag on it.

"Dude, that sheila at the pub last night totally flashed me her down underwear."

Down Underwear by Alchemy Senpai June 14, 2014