by trancemaster365 November 21, 2006
When a male has not ejeculated or has not had an orgasm in two days he has what is known as a "two-dayer" or "loaded gun". Two-dayers can frequently occur when the subject is on a family vacation or traveling with a large group of friends. The subject which possesses the "two-dayer" often withdrawals themselves from the social context as they desperately seek solitude. The subject becomes grumpy and highly irritable. Oftentimes the "two-dayer" results in what is known to be a very sticky situation.
Joe - "I can't wait till my flight lands and I am back at home. I got a two-dayer, this vacation isn't even fun anymore."
Tommy - "I got to go back to the hotel. All these girls in swimsuits and I got a two dayer. Someone shoot me."
Context: Two men sharing the same hotel
Mike - "Chris, why are you taking your ipad into the shower with you?"
Chris - "I got a two-dayer."
Tommy - "I got to go back to the hotel. All these girls in swimsuits and I got a two dayer. Someone shoot me."
Context: Two men sharing the same hotel
Mike - "Chris, why are you taking your ipad into the shower with you?"
Chris - "I got a two-dayer."
by ChillBro August 01, 2014
The definitive sound system for a car driven by a bogan. Usually associated with Australian western suburbs, a two-blocker is a car fitted with fully sick sub woofers and stereo system which can be heard from at least two suburban blocks of the sounds origin. Sadly, 99% of the music is of the 'doof-doof' variety. Drivers of a two-blocker have other interests such as "even more fully sick cars with louder two blockers"
"Ahhhh yuleh, I fully heard this sick two blocker pumpin' past the house"
"Sick, what a siiiick c**t"
"Sick, what a siiiick c**t"
by sixwedgenine November 10, 2005
Full name - Two Rapid Fire
Used by a group of weed smokers when there is only a small amount/only one joint left.
Implys taking two tokes in quick succession, much like an M16 machine gun fires bullets. The doob is then passed on quickly to the next victim.
Used by a group of weed smokers when there is only a small amount/only one joint left.
Implys taking two tokes in quick succession, much like an M16 machine gun fires bullets. The doob is then passed on quickly to the next victim.
I have rolled a bit of a shiter, so lets get two RF on this.
Marc fell to his knees after participating in two RF
Gary: "Its two RF!! Why have you taken eight draws?!?"
Ian: "Nah man, this is only my second draw."
Marc fell to his knees after participating in two RF
Gary: "Its two RF!! Why have you taken eight draws?!?"
Ian: "Nah man, this is only my second draw."
by Gazaboy March 10, 2009
by num May 13, 2004
A group of technical support agents typically more knowledgable than the average (tier one) agent. Tier two agents are in most cases, morbidly obese, unshowered, and anti-social.
Tier 2 agents are also characterized by their affinity for WoW (World of Warcraft) and mountain dew, many empty bottles of which are strewn throughout their workplace.
Tier 2 agents' weaknesses include, but are not limited to, direct sunlight and members of the opposite sex.
Tier 2 may also be used as an adjective describing anyone inherently "nerdy" in nature.
Tier 2 agents are also characterized by their affinity for WoW (World of Warcraft) and mountain dew, many empty bottles of which are strewn throughout their workplace.
Tier 2 agents' weaknesses include, but are not limited to, direct sunlight and members of the opposite sex.
Tier 2 may also be used as an adjective describing anyone inherently "nerdy" in nature.
"Dude, get off the damn computer, you're being tier two-ish."
"Seriously, take a shower, you're smelling a little tier two-ey."
"Seriously, take a shower, you're smelling a little tier two-ey."
by lolomg July 26, 2006
A "two man" refers to when one of your friends wants to hang out with a woman, but the woman insists on bringing her friend. You then tag along with your friend to help prevent a potential cock block.
by Juicy Jamaican October 14, 2015