twisty

when you accidentally fall and twist your dick to look like a twisty chip

the man fell and gave himself a twisty

by theryalbanana August 27, 2022

Twisty Sticks

Like the four leaf clover of bad luck, if you just so happen to stumble across a stick with a vine wrapped around its length, (either naturally or who would even do that on purpose???) you’re in for a twisted, sticky m’fn situation.

Jerry: “Somebody sabotaged my ride, next thing I know I’m hemmed up in the ditch, I couldn’t even get out I was STUCK!”

Loraine: “Good lord I’ve seen a twisty sticks in my lifetime but I’ll just keep my mouth shut..” Lmao

by xbicyclebitch June 2, 2021

twisty

a menace to transwomen everywhere

basically if Satan had brain damage. if you meet a girl using the name twisty on twitter, RUN. she is either out to take your reproductive organs, or "take" your reproductive organs;)

by not twisty :p December 27, 2021

Twistie spritzer

Modern twist on a traditional spritzer. 1/4 old off white wine, 3/4 ice and ginger beer

A Sundays afternoon beverage to be used in replacement of traditional pimms.Twistie spritzer originates from Gordon Park Brisbane this delicious beverage provides a refreshing and sophisticated use of any old stash of white wine mixed with ginger beer.

by Mixing geniuses January 19, 2013

Twisties

When you're so wrecked over the job you have to do that it's literally making you sick and you can't get yourself to do it.

I told my boss I'd be late with the project because I got the twisties.

by Ocean Ocean Ocean July 30, 2021

Twisty Buckle

A twisty Buckle is when a woman grabs a man's entire package and twists it 180 degrees to the right during a make-out sesh under the bleachers at a County Fair while the song "she thinks my tractor's sexy" plays in the background.

Ah man, dju hear Jed scream when Suzie gave'm that dang'ol twisty Buckle again?!

by WordsHoleWisdom February 28, 2018

peppermint twisty

A blowjob performed by someone with any type of mint candy in their mouth.

My dick's still tingling from a crazy peppermint twisty.

by Michealthundercookie May 18, 2018