testie twisties

the action of grabbing ones testicular area and clenching them a slight bit too hard causing what some call a “male period” :)

“Fuck you ill twist ur testicular region”
testie twisties fo lyfe twin

by glittertitssss August 23, 2025

Twisty's

A drink made by Cottage Springs, sold in resealable 437mL cans. They're perfect for on-the-go, and come in two tasty flavours!

Who needs road beers when you have Twisty's?

Yo what are you drinking? It's the new Cottage Springs Twisty's!

by thirstycanadian February 11, 2025

peppermint twisty

A blowjob performed by someone with any type of mint candy in their mouth.

My dick's still tingling from a crazy peppermint twisty.

by Michealthundercookie May 18, 2018

Twisty Sticks

Like the four leaf clover of bad luck, if you just so happen to stumble across a stick with a vine wrapped around its length, (either naturally or who would even do that on purpose???) you’re in for a twisted, sticky m’fn situation.

Jerry: “Somebody sabotaged my ride, next thing I know I’m hemmed up in the ditch, I couldn’t even get out I was STUCK!”

Loraine: “Good lord I’ve seen a twisty sticks in my lifetime but I’ll just keep my mouth shut..” Lmao

by xbicyclebitch June 2, 2021

twisty

when you accidentally fall and twist your dick to look like a twisty chip

the man fell and gave himself a twisty

by theryalbanana August 27, 2022

twisty

a menace to transwomen everywhere

basically if Satan had brain damage. if you meet a girl using the name twisty on twitter, RUN. she is either out to take your reproductive organs, or "take" your reproductive organs;)

by not twisty :p December 27, 2021

Stink Twisty

Dog treat. Commonly made from pork skin.

I noticed Rover has been having trouble pooping. I gave her a stink twisty about three days ago, but then like, an hour later she ate the whole bag.

...I was a bad dog owner. I don't buy stink twisties anymore.

by June Monsoon October 28, 2018