wets my tulips

For when you're really excited about something.

First said by Don Burke in a 1999 episode of Burke's Backyard, it took on another life on TikTok and turned into a viral sound.

girl: "I just got a bikini wax"
boy: "damn girl, that really wets my tulips"

by bondurke January 22, 2025

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by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025

Tulip

Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. Tulip is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well. Named tulip because a vagina has 2 lips.

At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a Tulip! Like, how totally embarrassing!

by Dick B. Tricklin July 3, 2018

Femboy tulip

Femboy tulip is a well known league of legends player and music artist (mostly known for his lofi and phonk hits). He is used to be called Femboy tho he cut his Jesus hair . He's also very close to another polish Femboy

Femboy tulip is getting carried to plat by kabamaru igano

by kabamaru tsigano November 26, 2023

dirty tulip

An woman whos vagina is fucked hard till her legs shake off. Fucked by a man named Deondre.

Dirty tulip is not a virgin

by Chicken Mcnugs April 16, 2020

butter my tulip

when a woman or man have freshly groomed their pubic area and left themselves a small patch or "garden of tulips" of pubic hair to be watered - or urinated on by one's partner. Squirting is also applicable in this situation.

Rebecca's boyfriend just got a Brazilian wax, and he asked Rebecca, "Baby, would you butter my tulips?" In which she replied, "Baby, I've been waiting all day for you to ask me." Rebecca buttered his tulips. Oh yeah.

by MonsieurMosaic April 24, 2016

Tulip Dip

Female T-Bag, raising and lowering of the vagina repeatedly onto a face or another object.

Johnny was being rude, so Suzy secretly tulip dipped his bologna sandwich.

by DonkeyTeeth McTitShits July 4, 2021