Tugboat Captain

What Beth wants. She had it once. He wore women's underwears and she let him get away after riding the motion of the ocean. Letting him get away: Biggest. Regret. Ever.

Beth: "I need to totes get some"
Arlyn: "Call on that captain to 'tug your boat'"
Beth: "For Shiz, I gotta get my tugboat captain back"

by BBLLAP February 13, 2013

norwegian tugboat

When you insert your penis into a woman's anal Cavity and then the women clenches her anal sphincter thus rendering the males penis stuck and begins to tug agressivly. Causing a male orgasm.

It was amazing, lastnight my girlfriend gave me a norwegian tugboat

by 69ing chipmunk April 18, 2018

Gravy Tugboat

It's the gravy tugboat

Ask your waitress "Yo can I get a gravy tugboat?"

by G-strangy April 3, 2024

Downtown Tugboat

When you reach into a random man's pants and begin to give him a hand job while being on a boat.

Look over there Johny, that man is giving him a downtown tugboat!

by Flapjack Stevens May 26, 2016

Texas Tugboat

The act of covering a woman's ass with Barbecue Sauce, then licking it off

"Dude, I need to stop at the store."
"Why?"
"I'm giving my girl a Texas Tugboat."

by Derpmannoob March 22, 2024

Tugboat

when a man inserts his penis into a pair of buttcheeks, then the person twerks onto the penis until ejaculation occurs if the tugger is well versed in the motion of a tugboat

Hey bro, this chic wouldn’t fuck me tonight can I get a tugboat from you

by Jor240 November 29, 2018

Tugboat

1.When someone goes to the toilet under the pretenses of taking a shit, but instead has a wank.
2.When someone goes to the toilet for a shit, and has wank while they're there.

"Okay, see ya guys, I'm going for a tugboat"
"My shit turned into a tugboat"

by Tugboat'sAreBest April 13, 2015