trophy kid

The new generation of children who are rewarded a real or imaginary trophy for everything they do.

Mom: Did you just shake that mans hand?
TK: Yes.
Mom: Wow! Take a trophy.
Man: I despise any trophy kid! (beats them)

by mirror noir October 31, 2008

Trophy Beer

A beer awarded to yourself after any accomplishment.

"I get a Trophy Beer for having a good run!"

by Run4Beer January 22, 2007

trophy shop

A trophy shop is a bar/lounge full of potential trophy wives. It is used to decribe a place that is stocked with hot young single girls looking for a reason to not work anymore.

"Man, that bar was loaded." "Yeah, it was a total trophy shop."

by Taylor Kesel February 13, 2005

polishing the trophy

The act of masturbating after a great accomplishment. Also, the act of giving a hand-job to someone who has just won an event.

He will be polishing the trophy tonight.
Greg polished the trophies for the entire team.

by FTH Coug June 11, 2010

Trophy Scars

The Best Band to Ever Hit the Face of the Earth

Trophy Scars has a CD release show coming up so if you don't show up maggots will consume your throbbing flesh.

by Nick December 24, 2003

trophy rule

A typical rule of society used to govern age disparity in relationships. The formula:

Age/2 + 7

According to the Trophy Rule, if a male is 26:

26/2 +7 = 20

The youngest female he can date is 21.

by Doctor Dictionary November 05, 2006

throat trophy

a load you busted in a chicks mouth

Example # 1 I just gave my girlfriend a fat throat trophy and she swallowed it all

Use it in a sentence- Hey would you ladies mind if I gave you a throat trophy?

by Ryan Lent May 29, 2008