Tristan

The hottest guy you will ever meet nice, happy, and cute if you have one don't let him go.

Girl #1 "I love Tristan"
Girl #2 "he is so hot"
Girl #3 "I think I'm in love"

by Ray Ray is cray cray. March 11, 2018

Tristan

The name Tristan comes from Irish decent. As is easily noticeable by his red hair, ginger fuck. But anyway he tends to be overly aggressive when someone doesn't know about vehicles, he eats, sleeps and shits in his 2016 Kia Forte. This man could literally be the richest plumber in the world with as much as his crack hangs out.

"Hey that guy was being a real Tristan about that car"

by CalebSpencer November 1, 2018

Tristan

A bitch that gets 97 ben yedder in a FIFA 81+ pack and is a total loser with a micro penis and has no friends

Tristan the bitch got 97 ben yedder in a 81+ pack

by He is a bitch June 1, 2020

Tristan

A British cunt who's sweet, smart and nice yet needy.

Why are you so Tristan?

by Aphrodite2811 April 26, 2019

Tristan

A dinosaur human type runs like a titan laughs at everything loves moomoo and boys.

Tristan is such a dinosaur

by Moitsmen495 March 7, 2019

Tristan

Jesus

dang, Tristan got some pretty cool hair tho

by A Guy Who Can't Lie March 17, 2022

Tristan

A british school boy looking for a horny blonde. The name tristan was a popular name in europe and still is today. The species of tristans get horny wen hearing monkeys grunt at their moms

tristan goes to zoo and sees monkeys having sex and asks his mom, " what are they doing mommy." then she says' "baking a cake." next they go c alligators and the kid says, " they're baking a cake too." the next day the kid says to the mom, "i heard u and daddy baking a cake last night." then she says, " howd u know." then he says, " bcz i licked the frosting of the couch. ;)

by PBJ4Life July 6, 2011