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transition girlfriend

Used by guys who are turning gay or think they might be gay to make an easy switch from girls to guys. The transition girlfriend is usually extremely butch and masculine and would not get a boyfriend besides a man who thinks he's gay. It's pretty much the manliest woman the man can find. The next step after the transition girlfriend is a very feminine gay guy that is almost like a woman.
Guy 1: "Dude, did you see Mark with that butch chick who's never had a date in her life?"
Guy 2: "Uh-oh dude, I think that's a transition girlfriend!"
Guy 1: "OH GOD NO!!"
by mc_ffcs December 26, 2008
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transition

the space between your legs where it changes from balls to crack. (or from vagina to crack, err crack to crack i guess)
dammit! right in the transition! fuck that hurts!
by fagatartus June 11, 2003
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Lost In Translation

A movie staring Bill Murray that wanna be bohemian's adopt as inspirational/moving/deep (pick any exagerated state of greatness).
The best part of the movie is where a Japanese "escort" asks the character played by Bill to "lip my stalkings" in a very strong engrish accent.
Some people have a low self esteem. One way they can feel better is by choosing the movie "Lost in Translation" as their favorite and ridiculing those who see it for its true value.
by Ciper January 20, 2006
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transectional

(noun) A singer who can move from the one part to another part of the choir easily.
The choir director must really value Steve's vocal versatility, he's such a transectional.
by defgrl February 22, 2011
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transitioner

A person who undergoes gender transition, for whatever reasons. Compare to detransitioner.
It's difficult to meet people who accept my past as a transitioner.
by jhreprhte January 29, 2020
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"Dude" translations

What each of da five super-cool "non-verbose" twenty-somethings in da iconic "five full super-size cups of coffee and approaching a railroad track" Ford Focus commercial was meaning by their each just saying the word "Dude" once.
"Dude" translations (zheesh --- just one single word can speak volumes, eh???):
First "Dude": "Be a schuper schweet pal and hold my coffee for me so that I can drive."
Second "Dude": "Ummmm... there's a railroads track comin' up --- I think you'll want to slow down so that we don't all get coffee-showers...?"
Third "Dude": "There's a RAILROAD TRACK coming up --- remember that ya gots FOUR OTHERS in da car here b'sides yerself who would greatly prefer not to have coffee-soaked work-outfits, thank you very much!"
Fourth "Dude": "We all have these humongous brim-full cups of joe back here --- there is nothing we can do to avoid spilling them all over your nice new seats if we hit a bump too hard!"
Fifth "Dude": "Don't say we didn't warn ya --- unavoidable brown-liquid tidal-waves impending!"
Driver's slightly-irritated "Dudes": "Honestly, friends --- doncha think that I as da driver know what I'm doing?! Chill out, people --- it's cool --- we're ALL cool! We're five of da coolest 'dudes' on da road right now!"
Final triumphant "Duuudesss!": "Wow --- you were right --- we DIDN'T hafta worry! Never spilled a drop --- amazing! --- here we were all gettin' majorly spazzed out fer nuthin'!" :D
by QuacksO July 10, 2018
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Easy Dick Transition

When a women who is currently sexually involved with a male with a uncircumcised penis gets bored of that man and wants to play the field, finds another male who also has a uncircumcised penis.

This is considered a Easy Dick Transition.
Chris: Hey Brad, so Cindy is married to some dude right now right?
Brad: Yeah man, she is miserable and is looking for a way out....

Chris: Her dude is Indian right?
Brad: Yeah Man, hes Indian.
Chris: Great this will be a Easy Dick Transition since we all know you never got your shit cut!
Brad: Totally bro! Oo vey, the Uncircumcised life.
by THEMARD February 1, 2019
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