tiny tragedy

a man with a small penis.

Dude...look at Dave's tiny tragedy!!

by Kim February 18, 2005

Attraction to Tragedy

Possesing a harsh amount of Idiocy, lacking motor skills in everyday happenings such as social interaction, empathy, and/or role model behaviors.
Generally unreasonably aggressive for no apparent reason; irrational.

What's with those people who act like retards but aren't actually special?
Oh, they just have an Attraction To Tragedy...

by JesusPuppyTheNarrowSighted June 29, 2010

Trag

An abbreviation of the word 'tragic'. Pronounced "traj". Is used to describe an event or person that is particularly cringe-worthy or sad. Can have suffixes such as: 'as hell', 'as fuck', etc.

Jon: Look at that woman breastfeeding her 10 year old son

Anton: That's trag.

Jon: Trag as fuck.

by MilkTheDuck June 8, 2014

tragesty

tragesty = tragedy + travesty

a) At RiteAid of Bolton Hill a woman is reading her weekly horoscope in the National Enquirer. She swells "Oh my! Just look at this tragesty!" acknowledging that her astrological forecast for the week promises extraordinary challenges and a high probability of misfortune. She checks her standing and counts 10 tubes of Benzedrex in the basket and five more concealed within her tote bag. Realizing that this is quite an ordinary count she gasps "Darnell! I told you to get the Benzedrex! What are you doing standing around for?" She relaxes as the preparations progress and opens to a different page of the tabloid. Floating about is an unwarranted-full-page-at-the-beach photo of Lindsay Lohan cursing her very sun. The women notes that the page is without tragesty or tragedy, but the actress's bathing suit is decidedly a travesty.

"Oh yes it willsbe" in whispers to herself. her brows raise "Yes it willsssbeee." She is next to checkout. An all-magical-ninety six hour-nonstop-triptastic-spectacle of expeditionary proportions is about to begin. Onward to the City of Stars and Lindsay Lohan's Magnificent Mountains! The destination pleases Darnell "Oh yes it willsbe" he acutely agrees.

2) The cokeheads at the bus stop are eager to board the train of tragesties.

by myspace.com/theslimeys January 11, 2009

Dick Tracy

Non offensive way of calling someone a 'dick' or being offensive by crushing a male Ego

That was a good idea wasnt it Dick Tracy

by Curly_L13 February 12, 2006

tragedy

When the feeling's gone and you can't go on

When you lose control and you have no soul, it's tragedy

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

Tragicle

A good, short headline word to describe otherwise unexplainable acts of God that aren't so nice.

Just because the Lord works in mysterious ways sometimes, that doesn't mean he isn't always hard at work. I just think it's irresponsible for the press and Christians in general to cut God out of the picture when things don't go the way they'd like. I mean, think of all the tragicles involving airplanes alone.

by JJTRUELOVE January 19, 2009