Smyths Toys Superstores

a place we’re they make shitty bikes

Can I burn all of Smyths Toys Superstores bikes

by SpartanSpud June 9, 2020

Moms toys

The fukin thing mom uses to be horny af

"Oh yea, moms toys are so good at making me cum"

by Gay but not quite February 14, 2022

Transformers Toys

Multiple toy lines based off of the popular Transformers brand. The Transformers toy lines are mainly licensed and distributed by Hasbro and Takara Tomy. However, 3d party companies try to take a shot at making their own versions of these beloved characters into plastic. This often ends in a lawsuit.

"I bought this brand new TRANSFORMERS TOYS but the joints suck!"

by R.I.E. August 11, 2022

Adult toys

Now you can buy adult toys for men or women online in India. sex toys on reasonable prices with free shipping like masturbators, vibrators, dildo, penis enlargements, breast enlargement cream, penis sleeve, delay spray, anal toys etc.

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by adult toys January 16, 2023

cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down

Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret

by coolyourtools September 8, 2016

Let them tools talk

To pull out a gun and shoot at someone. Or, you could say "im fienna make them tools talk", and refers to going to shoot to kill, or shoot.

"I dont fight, i just let them tools talk"
"why would you want to do that when you can make the tools talk"

by RBRP September 6, 2018

We make toys

A phrase commonly spoken at Santa's toy shops

Elves: "We make toys!"
Santa: Shut the fuck up! I'm trying to sleep here!

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021